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Posted By: Gremelin Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/21/02 05:30 AM
Check it, accept jesus as your christ and savior and you'll get a free cell! hehe...

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See the "original" posting at Landover Baptist 's website...
Posted By: unreal Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/21/02 06:10 AM
Jesus has a cell?
Posted By: Gremelin Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/21/02 09:33 AM
let it be so my son...
Posted By: Defcon Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/21/02 04:37 PM
hmm lets jam Jesus's celly
Posted By: unreal Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/21/02 06:15 PM
One word...cloning. Owned!
Posted By: hKzKnight Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/30/02 08:07 PM
Jesus tried to call me collect, he lost service on his phone, had to pay his bill. Teh operator was like do you wish to accept a collect call from *voice record in a voice, Jesus*... I was like hell no!!! Then hung up...

<img border="0" alt="[Satan]" title="" src="graemlins/satan.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />
Posted By: Le4rner Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/31/02 12:19 AM
OMFG, I have seen it all now. Jesus phones. heh why not we have a pope mobile. <img border="0" alt="[Angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />
Posted By: Crime Re: Accept Jesus, Get A Free Celly! - 05/31/02 01:30 AM
5 words, "dude looks like a lady"

and i never knew jesus was into beastality, see the sheep
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