Check it, accept jesus as your christ and savior and you'll get a free cell! hehe...
See the "original" posting at
Landover Baptist 's website...
hmm lets jam Jesus's celly
One word...cloning. Owned!
Jesus tried to call me collect, he lost service on his phone, had to pay his bill. Teh operator was like do you wish to accept a collect call from *voice record in a voice, Jesus*... I was like hell no!!! Then hung up...
<img border="0" alt="[Satan]" title="" src="graemlins/satan.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />
OMFG, I have seen it all now. Jesus phones. heh why not we have a pope mobile. <img border="0" alt="[Angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />
5 words, "dude looks like a lady"
and i never knew jesus was into beastality, see the sheep