UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game)

Posted by: Gremelin

UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/02/05 11:01 PM

Rules:
Somebody posts a Picture or a Screen Caption of a scene, character, or other portion of a (or in spirit of a) film, television show, play, etc...

Users browsing the post make "funny" captions for what has been displayed. After 3-5 captions the person who posts the picture selects the person who made the funniest caption and that user goes on to post the next picture.

If the selected user fails to be able to come up with a graphic then they forefit their right to posting an image back to the last poster (who can either post another image or choose another user who had contributed on their last image).

UPDATE - Dec 12, 2005 - There is now a 3 Day Rule... If you win and fail to post a picture you forefit your right to do so. If the previous poster fails to want to post again (within a day) then anyone can post an image (first come, first serve).

Please keep the subject matter and graphics safe for all users (aka, keep it clean).

I'll start the show:
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/04/05 06:14 AM

"on mars, THIS means 'giving head'"
Posted by: KillHour

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/04/05 06:30 AM

"Hold on, lemme pop that for you..."
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/05/05 04:35 PM

Honey this cream is great for my hands, but hell on my face.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/05/05 09:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Honey this cream is great for my hands, but hell on my face.
I say learner wins
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/05/05 11:50 PM

Okay, as I am a harry pot head and in honnor of the new movie this November....



changed the image to one from new movie so there is 100% creativity.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/06/05 12:28 AM

I want YOU (to get in my pants and play with that thang)...
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/06/05 10:10 AM

no, no, no.. THIS is how u start the macarena
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/08/05 10:44 AM

/me prods giz + sintax...
the thread dead?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/08/05 10:53 AM

Waiting for one more response lol...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/08/05 05:06 PM

Thats better, they blocked the image. I will throw in one to get things started again.


There are the copyright violators right there! Looking at us through that computer thing.
Posted by: Digital Geek

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/08/05 07:57 PM

"You should NOT watch this movie !"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/09/05 03:25 AM

"THAT is the person who ripped Herminie's shirt off so we could see those nice boobies she developed seemingly over night!"


(....everyone applaudes)
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/09/05 01:17 PM

And the winner is...

Quote:
Originally posted by EndGame:
no, no, no.. THIS is how u start the macarena
Your up now.
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/09/05 02:41 PM

oh, id like to thank the big 'G', my family and those of u who voted for me.
(psst, sintax, the cheques in the mail :p )

well, here we go:



i want captions for:
Adam Sandler
Bert Reynolds
Chris Rock
Posted by: Artic Warrior

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/09/05 03:40 PM

this is soo great. I think i broke a rib from laughing so much. after i recover i will join in!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/09/05 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EndGame:
Thoughts
Chris: Man he allways brings us to the gay bar what the f^ck.
Burt: Gay bar again? Jesus make it stop!
Adam: Christ, the only reason I come her is because these too fags are gay.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/10/05 12:33 AM



Chris Rock: That had to hurt...
Adam Sandler: Is he still alive?
Bert Reynolds: Yeh, but I don't know what kind of life you can live after a 500lb crossdresser goes after your crotch with a vengance and a hotdog bun...
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/15/05 10:36 AM

ffs
this should be a private game between me, giz and sintax the way things are going on.

/me gets to PMing icey, bish and didnt artic say he was in?!

oh, btw, ur up giz.

Score
--------
Gizmo: 2
Sintax: 1
EndGame: 1
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/15/05 11:16 AM



Rule change: due to lack of acivity the min entries for every image is now 2.
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/15/05 01:18 PM

'hmm, didnt know kmart was having a sale on darth vader costumes...'

giz, dnt understand the rule change.
could u dumb it down for me? :p
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/15/05 02:23 PM

Easy, before, ruling could only happen once there where 3-4 entries; i cut it down to 2 entries...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/17/05 07:58 AM

Girl on right - ... Thats right, alternate life style. In addition, I want you to call me ming from now on.

Girl on left - Did you know this was a western movie?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/17/05 09:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Girl on left - Did you know this was a western movie?
Learner wins ...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/17/05 04:51 PM

Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/17/05 07:28 PM

"BOOBIES!!!11!one"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 12:24 AM

"I knew I should've put on my special anti-gas-funk suit after feeding giz that last burrito"
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 05:04 AM

Count Bishula wins
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 05:36 AM

woohoo!

Here's mine:

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 06:18 AM

girl on right: "i hate to tell you this but Gizmo is seeing a transvestite."
girl in middle: "what do you mean a transvestite!?!"
girl on left: mumbles "i knew you shouldnt have told her..."
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 09:04 AM

Girl in Middle "Oh my god Girls, I saw the EndGame Thread in VIP and he's admitted to be gay..."
Girl on Left "Even with the photo of the wang with that Asian?"
Girl on Right "You did know that was fake; didn't you?"
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 02:27 PM



Girl in Middle "Oh my god Girls, they are kicking the setlers out of the gaza strip..."
Girl on Left "They are sooo not going to want to move! Like I am sooo sure they will be like, no Mr. Soldier I am NOT moving."
Girl on Right "We have to do something, To the bitch cave, pussy power!!!"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Girl in Middle "Oh my god Girls, they are kicking the setlers out of the gaza strip..."
Girl on Left "They are sooo not going to want to move! Like I am sooo sure they will be like, no Mr. Soldier I am NOT moving."
Girl on Right "We have to do something, To the bitch cave, pussy power!!!"
winner!
Posted by: Digital Geek

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 04:02 PM

Hahaha, that just made my day.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 05:39 PM



It is famous but not a movie or tv show, though both have been made about it. If this is no good I will get another one.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 06:57 PM

Guy in the middle: "oh shit that looks almost identical to the toy that was shoved up my ass last night, where did you get that?!!!??!???"

Guy in grey: "Bitch! what the hell you think you're doing pointing that at my man!? *cocks head back and forth* "

(holla)
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 07:29 PM

Guy on right: He's mine Bitch!
Guy On left: No He's mine!
Guy in middle: OH! Please be gentle
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/18/05 07:50 PM

Ruby: He didn't finish and I want my money back. You said he swallows
Oswald: OMG please man, You beat me all night.
Pimp: Bitch! anit no refunds, get back or any other crazy shit. An hour is an hour wether he is bleeding or you are cuming. Now move yourself or get the pimp hand.

Icemyst wins btw
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/20/05 10:26 PM

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/20/05 10:28 PM

Bill (Keanu): Dude, did you bone Girlie last night?
Ted: Yeah dude!
Bill: Dude, was she good?
Ted: Hell yeah dude!
Bill: Way Cool Dude!
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/20/05 10:32 PM

(don't know which one is which...)

Guy in hat: Are you playing footsie with me?

Other guy: You know you want it.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/20/05 11:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
guy on left: This will so make our career dude, this movie will make us famous.
guy on right: Yea I think I will make this same smile in every movie I make. That way people will allways remember me as Ted.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/20/05 11:22 PM

Bill: Ted
Ted: Yeh dude?
Bill: I wanna bone your mom
Ted: Dude...
Bill: What, you boned mine
Ted: Oh yeh, dude!
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/21/05 05:18 AM

Gizmo is the weiner!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/21/05 05:40 PM

I love this picture...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/21/05 05:50 PM

"If you think this head is big you should see my other one "
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/21/05 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
I love this picture...
I was thinking about getting hair plugs. Oh btw did you see me macking on that chick on the dance floor? Yea she is playing hard to get, but wait till I really put my mind to it. I allways seem to find away to get ahead
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/22/05 04:52 AM

wtf are u looking at?! never seen a grown penis piss before?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/22/05 05:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EndGame:
wtf are u looking at?! never seen a grown penis piss before?
Endy Wins...
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/22/05 06:01 AM

heh, just finished watching this for the umpteenth time on my portable dvd player while working out in the sticks for the past week.

'a tribute to the greats'

Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/22/05 10:30 PM

Clooney (far right): I want you to have my babies...
Left: You have to be kidding me...
Center: No, he's serious; we want you to have our love child...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/23/05 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EndGame:
Clooney (far right): Wow this is hard to explain
Left: You guys are acting wierd, just say what on your mind.
Center: We had a gang bang with your mom and sister last night.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/23/05 10:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EndGame:
heh, just finished watching this for the umpteenth time on my portable dvd player while working out in the sticks for the past week.

'a tribute to the greats'

Matt Damon: (out of breath) You guys are never going to believe this! This guy with a short bus in a clown suit was chasing me with this frozen chicken and a diaper and this massive dildo and said he was going to...

Clooney(droooool): Wait a minute, I think I know that guy...I think he dated my sister's friend, we call her shitbag. no! could it be?


Brad Pitt: ...so, did you let him catch you?


/me looks at sintax, snickers, and ruuuuuuuuns
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/24/05 05:32 AM



Clooney: You're never going to believe what we just did...

Daemon: What? Are we going to rob another casino or something equally as bad to make millions of dollars?

Pit: No :grabs clooney's hand: we just saved a load of money by switching to Geiko...
Posted by: EndGame

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 06:32 AM

giz's up.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 06:54 AM

Lol, out of curiosity; which of mine did you like best? hehe...

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 07:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
Lol, out of curiosity; which of mine did you like best? hehe...

So I decided to work out. You know shape up for the beach. The chicks are going to cream thier bottoms when they get a load of this chest.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 07:35 AM

I'd like to thank Extrem Makeover *sob* for my new look! *tear falls* I've never looked so pretty before in my life!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 08:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
Lol, out of curiosity; which of mine did you like best? hehe...

Dude, come on!!! Even I slept with your wife!
Posted by: KillHour

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 08:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:

"Thank you Rogaine! My hair looks better than ever!"

WARNING: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: ulcers, cancer, genetic mutation, self-aware (and possibly mind controlling) acne.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 09:24 PM

aww c'mon baby if my face is this swollen imagine how swollen the rest of me gets
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/25/05 09:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Dude, come on!!! Even I slept with your wife!
Sir Rusty be up!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/26/05 03:11 PM



lol lets see what you guys can do with this.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/26/05 06:19 PM

Honk that nose clown! Honk it hard you white faced little slut!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/26/05 07:22 PM

"Call me the ring master you dumb bitch, DO IT NOW before I donkey punch you like I did your mom!"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/26/05 08:04 PM

Clown: "oh yeah, fuck me in the clown ass!"

Bag Head: "yeehaw!"
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/27/05 01:14 AM

guy fucking clown: AND NOW IN THE CENTER RING! ME FUCKING PUSSYGALORE THE CLOWN!
clown:OH RING MASTER!
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 01:55 AM

(announcer) Ladies and Gentleman, do not try this at home.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 05:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
Clown: "oh yeah, fuck me in the clown ass!"

Bag Head: "yeehaw!"
Girlies wins
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 08:24 AM

/me grins and winks at learner


What can you guys do with this one?

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 08:25 AM

I call shananagins! you only pickered her cause you want to do her :p
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 08:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
Man: I'd really like to stick my tongue in your rear...
Woman: Don't you mean my ear?
Man: Err, yeh that too...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 08:38 AM

what does that have to do with anything icey?


and actually I picked it cuz it's from the movie the secretary....look up the synopsis and you might get it.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 09:27 AM

girl: so does this pose suck?
guy: yes it does. now shut up and take your cloths off.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/28/05 09:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
girl: so does this pose suck?
guy: yes it does. now shut up and take your cloths off.
Girl: So does this pose suck?
Guy: Not half as much as you will be in a minute...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 03:40 AM

/me gives nod at choice.

Guy: Do you understand?
Girl: Yes sir!!!
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 05:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
Man: I'd really like to stick my tongue in your rear...
Woman: Don't you mean my ear?
Man: Err, yeh that too...
hehe! you're up.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 05:33 AM

WEWT!

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 05:48 AM

Guy with glasses: See I told you Girlie and Sintax were j00's.
Other guy: well i'll be, you're right!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
WEWT!

Look there again, every topic he posts in the whole girlie thing comes up.

Sure does, even though it has nothing whats so fucking ever to do with a damn thing talked about in the topic.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:07 AM

guy with glasses: Oh. My. God. Do you see gizmo's penis?

other guy: you mean that teeny thing between his legs.

guy with glasses: yeah...that.

other guy: oh my.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:09 AM

hrmmm I smell hostility.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:16 AM

fine here's one for ya

Guy with glass: See I told ya he had a rod up his ass.
Other guy: You're right and boy is that a big one!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Look there again, every topic he posts in the whole girlie thing comes up.

Sure does, even though it has nothing whats so fucking ever to do with a damn thing talked about in the topic.
ROFL, you two take over every god damned topic in VIP with your :shudder:...

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
guy with glasses: Oh. My. God. Do you see gizmo's penis?
other guy: you mean that teeny thing between his legs.
guy with glasses: yeah...that.
other guy: oh my.
Yeh, see if I help you again...

Learner wins btw.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:22 AM

The humor has worne off for me. Not mad just tired of seeing a good topics go way off topic with stuff it should not. Here is the image.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:42 AM


Well, what can i say, she had a great rack; too bad she turned out to be a man...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:43 AM

And I swear the President's dick was THIS big...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
I do not remember saying anything about weapons of mass destructions. WOMD Oh I meant "Women on my dick." By that I mean Dick Chaney
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:44 AM


I once caught a fish THIS BIG...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 06:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
And I swear the President's dick was THIS big...
Icemyst wins.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 09:15 AM

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 02:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
And in this corner, Joe, steel groin Dimalie, weighing in at 310lbs in full armor, 90lbs without armour.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/29/05 11:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
Guy in Green: Fags, the whole lot of 'em...
Guy on Right: And i fucked his sister!
Guy in Middle: And he fucked my, wait a minute...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/30/05 01:31 AM

Gizmo Wins!!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/30/05 05:30 AM

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/30/05 02:34 PM

The top Bush adminisrtaion cabinet members. From left to right...


Department of Agriculture
Secretary Mike Johanns

Department of the Interior
Secretary Gale Norton

Department of Defense
Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

Top Department of State
Secretary Condoleezza Rice

http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/cabinet.html
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 08/30/05 05:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
We just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/02/05 09:34 AM

I truely enjoy the thought that went into Learner's; however girlies caught me offguard after actually reading learners which lead to a chuckle...

Girlie wins.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/04/05 07:19 PM

Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/04/05 07:32 PM

Guy: Why didn't you tell me you where a transient before you came in my eye...
Girl: Well I figured you would have noticed, I mean you DID suck on it afterall...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/05/05 09:45 AM

Image is dead...
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/05/05 10:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Image is dead...
I've added the image to the gallery:
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/05/05 10:36 AM

Will Smith: DAMN woman! Now I'll never win another award!

Woman: But the bloated bee sting look is all the rage in Hollywood right now...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/05/05 11:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
Man: What do you mean, Not from you. Before I eat you out my face was fine!!!

Woman: Damn it, baby I think my bumps are acting up again!

Man: Bumps? What do you mean Bumps bitch!!
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/06/05 04:57 PM




Guy: "WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!?? DING FRIES ARE DONE!"
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/06/05 06:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:
DING FRIES ARE DONE!"
LMAO!!!
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/06/05 07:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:



Guy: "WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!?? DING FRIES ARE DONE!"
you win hands down lol
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/06/05 10:18 PM

::bows:: Thank you thank you... i would like to ::stares at the brests:: uhhh.........
Posted by: KillHour

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/06/05 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:

Guy: "WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!!?? DING FRIES ARE DONE!"
Hehe, that was sheer genious.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 12:28 AM

Well hurry up and post a new pic so the game can continue dork :p
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 03:59 AM

Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 04:29 AM

First crack at the image: "And the sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that; tomorrow..."

Second crack at it: "I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts"

Third crack at it: "WE FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!"
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 04:37 AM

I don't know if I'm allowed to do my own images but....




GUYS:"COME ON MAN WE ALL PUT A TABLE LEG IN OUR ASS! ITS YOUR TURN!!"

Guy in blue: "HAHAHA!! FUCK THAT I DON'T WANNA BE IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE ANYMORE!"
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 07:23 AM

*singing*
Here we come, walkin'
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We're the young gneration,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standing there...
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 02:37 PM

::singing::

There she was just a walkin' down the street singin'
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snappin' her fingers and a shufflin her feet singin'
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

She looked good (looked good) She looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good she looked fine, and I nearly lost my mind.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 03:08 PM

OPEC convention: Purpose to lower gas pices in the US market. Lets get the members perspective.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:
I don't know if I'm allowed to do my own images but....
You're more than allowed to; in fact, you're encouraged...

Also, after about 2-3 entries (other than your own) you should reflect and see who had the best quote for your image (other than yourself) and then post your findings so the next round can commence ...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 06:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:

FEMA arrives in Florida to help New Orleans. All four of them are convinced it is not safe when they see a kid playing in a water sprinkler... In Florida... Not New Orleans...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 06:44 PM

*off camera* roseanne barr naked

The guys: Quick! Kill it before it spreads!!
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 09:32 PM

It was close between Gizmos incessant mother fuckerys and girlies roseanne, but I have to say sintax got the most chuckle outta me

Sintax wins this round
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 10:19 PM

Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 10:33 PM

"I'll get you George W. Bush Jr..."

:sits and waits for the feds:
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 10:36 PM

"Just a little bit closer. SHIT! COME ON LAURA BUSH! MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!"
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 11:10 PM

Kid: "Look man this'll be a funny picture I'll photoshop a gun in the the kittens hand HAR HAR FUCKING HAR!"

Other kid: "Cool while you do that Im going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it"

Kid: "Butters in the fridge!"

(ok, I stole that last bit but its ok)
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/07/05 11:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
"I'll get you George W. Bush Jr..."

:sits and waits for the feds:
I like the last part, Giz wins
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/08/05 10:16 PM

No one showed up, but i did get rather sick...

Welp, my turn... Little odd, icey found a link to these "somehow" and I just oculdn't help but post a link to them as well as them as a whole (if you click on the image you'll see more)...

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/08/05 10:32 PM

The perfect holiday gift for your pussy whipped bitch of a husband...
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/08/05 11:00 PM

wtf.....
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/08/05 11:16 PM



:blink:

I think I will go cry now.
Posted by: Artic Warrior

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/09/05 07:39 AM

um... what do we call the characters?
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/09/05 08:36 AM

*shrug* make something up. i did an advertisment logo... :p
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/09/05 08:47 AM

Well, if we can't get any serious inqueries I'll have to call it based on reactions
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/09/05 02:47 PM

"and here we have a fine selection of quality tuna"
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/09/05 08:05 PM

"SHIT! ITS ROSEANNE I TOLD YOU TO KILL IT!! NOW ITS MULTIPLIED!!! GOD HELP US!!"
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 02:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
"and here we have a fine selection of quality tuna"
We have a wiener
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 04:46 AM

W00t! Hey icey...I wanna do her too :p

...and him for that matter

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 08:55 AM

Eminem: Now you remember how I like that dildo shoved up my ass right?

Britney Murphy: How can I forget. It's all you want since you lost your dick...
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 03:59 PM

Chick: "Are you sure herpes isn't contagous?"
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 05:01 PM

girl: Ewwww Get off me, Security, security. The help is touching me

Em: Nnnnneeeeeed, Help, Heart.... In Pain.... Hel help
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 05:04 PM

ok, sintax decided to get sneaky and post .02 seconds before me :p Icey wins..


...and apparently it didn't matter cuz someone deleted my post anyways :rolleyes:
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 10:08 PM

what kinda crap is this?!?
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/10/05 10:50 PM

he he he he sweet!!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/11/05 04:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
Trooper Left: Tell us where Jar Jar is or there will be no come back special you little fuzz ball.

Trooper Right: Fuck it Lets just blast his ass and find jar jar later.

Trooper far left: Our troops at Abu Ghraib will deal with him when we are done.

Boba fett: Just get me the location of Jar Jar so I can save Emporer Lucas from another fiasco.
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/11/05 06:34 AM

Bobafett: "I'm doing a movie, but why are you all dressed like faggots, and raping a teddy bear?"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/11/05 05:49 PM

"Star wars cracktards attack taliban teddybear"
Posted by: Digital Geek

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/11/05 09:29 PM

Trooper far right: "Prepare the subject for anal probing."
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/12/05 02:24 AM

Sintax Wins!
DIE JAR JAR DIE!!!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/12/05 10:36 PM

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/12/05 11:51 PM

And this kiddies is how you go about your life if you NEVER want to get laid. This is a public service annoucment brought to you by The Accosiation for Getting Geeks Laid.
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/13/05 11:51 PM

"This is what I jack off in when I feel alone ah ha ha ha ha. By the way did you see my ink pen collection!!?"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/14/05 05:01 AM

"which is scarier looking, my fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows or this ghost? you decide."
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/14/05 10:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
And this kiddies is how you go about your life if you NEVER want to get laid. This is a public service annoucment brought to you by The Accosiation for Getting Geeks Laid.
Icemyst gets it
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/15/05 01:26 AM

I couldnt find the pic from Spaceballs that I really wanted so this one will have to do...

Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/15/05 05:09 AM

look it's a giant comb! (or really little men)
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/15/05 06:37 AM

"God damned bald giants""
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/15/05 02:57 PM


On the internaltionl front - George W. Bush announed his new plan to find long hunted Osama Bin Laden. Says Bush, "I took my time coming up with this one, he he he, I's gona root him out like we used ta do wit dem racoons back home.".
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/15/05 09:26 PM

Sintax wins by a long shot...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/16/05 02:44 PM



Twin left: I never noticed how hot he was till now
Twin Right: Nice to do this with a real man.
David Spade: Coke is one hell of a drug hu bitches?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/16/05 03:15 PM

Left: I hope this boner knows we're just doing this for the cash...
Right: I wonder if his dick is actually as large as he claims...

Spade: Not only are my balls Mary Kate and Ashley, I got 'em on my arm's... Not my balls, the girls...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/16/05 03:27 PM

Spade thinks: I wonder if anyone will be able to tell us apart?

twin left thinks: All he needs now is a skirt and he'll be one of the girls.

twin right thinks: And now we can be Mary Kate, Ashley, AND Davina
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/17/05 05:01 PM

twin left: This is like SO not worth the free gift basket

twin right: yeah like, to think I thought my career had hit a low point when I was caught barfing up my lunch

Spade: heh, twins, heh... heh.... ooooh yeah.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/18/05 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
Left: I hope this boner knows we're just doing this for the cash...
Right: I wonder if his dick is actually as large as he claims...

Spade: Not only are my balls Mary Kate and Ashley, I got 'em on my arm's... Not my balls, the girls...
Giz wins
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/19/05 03:37 AM


(Note, I bet you didn't initially notice batman now did ya...)
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/19/05 03:42 AM

Batman: If I had known sooner that dressing up like a dork would get me a girl with big tits like this I would have done this a LONG time ago.

Girl With Big Tits: Why do dorks always seen to show up when I wear this outfit?
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/19/05 09:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:

Batman: Excuse me, I seem to be lost, can you show me to your batcave?

Girl: Holly perverts its Batman!!!

or

Batman: Jena and Barbara Bush!!! Funny seeing you here. Wana help me fire off a missle? Or should I tell your dad I found you here at this S&M party.

Girl1: Oh Rumsfeld, you have to promise not to tell my dad!!!

Girl2: What do I care I am drunk.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/19/05 10:16 AM



I have to say, the Coke fridges with the booze in them in the background really impresses me...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/19/05 10:16 PM

Still looking at the boobies
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/27/05 07:36 AM

Since no one else is going to enter, Learner wins.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 11:23 AM

I'm bumping this thread cuz it was fun and this place is fuckin dead


*bump*

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 11:30 AM

[/QB][/QUOTE]

MMmmm just like mom makes
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 05:26 PM

This would be so much better if I could skin the fur off these little fucks...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 09:01 PM

rofl no more submissions needed cuz I died laughing at icemyst's post. Icey wins.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 09:39 PM

psh, but i didn't get a chance
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 09:45 PM



I love seeing him dressed as a women in that show!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/03/05 10:05 PM



Old Lady: "Oh my sweet little sugar bell, you're going to do so grand at the ball tonight..."
Sam: "But mom, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm a boy!"
Old Lady: "Nonsense little sugar bell, you're momma's little sweet girl"
Sam: "Dear lord, ever since sherly died..."
Old Lady: "SUGAR BELL! NONE OF THAT! IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!"
Sam: "Yes mother..."
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/04/05 08:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:

Sam: I am so pissed That bitch is wearing my same dress
Old lady: You look so cute ma dear
Same: Fuck you lady, I want to be a hottie not cute.
Old lady: My word, Well I never...
Sam: Well now you have. Now where is that bitch copying my look.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/04/05 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:


woman: sweetheart, didn't someone tell you that you're not supposed to wear white after labor day?

sam: BITCH, does it look like I give a shit what people think is acceptable to wear? *thinks to self* Christ, I've already got the fashion police on my ass, and I just won my crown last night. *sigh*
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/04/05 07:15 PM

Gizmo wins with the lotion... Now put it on B*TCH!!!!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/04/05 09:29 PM

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/05/05 09:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
Doing da butt
Pretty pretty,
aint noting wrong if ya wana do the butt all night long.

Godzilla got a big ole butt
Oh yea

Dragon face got a big ole butt
Oh yea

Gime dat but
oh yea

gime dat big ole butt

aye yeay
aye yeay oh yea
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 12:24 AM

Dragon: But I have a headace honey...
Gozilla: Again?
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 03:08 AM

godzilla: oh yea baby, I'm gonna give you a reason to spit fire!

Dragon: Godzilla! I told you I don't like it there!!

(this may only be funny to me, there is a story that goes along with this hehehe)
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 03:42 AM

Learner wins... Now if only he won't kill this off again...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 04:56 AM

if he does I will kick him in the nuts and bump the thread again /me wiggles eyebrows

oh, and to explain my post...

Giving an old lady with senile dementia a rectal suppository the other day...shove it up there and what does she say? "John!! I told you I don't like it there!!"

...I thought I was gonna die laughing

...maybe you had to be there, I dunno heh
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 03:29 PM

Interesting enough...

It's sad that the only reason this thread died in the first place was because learner won and just never posted anything
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/06/05 06:48 PM

yes, but silly lil me bumped it so we could have fun again!

/me nudges learner
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/09/05 01:20 PM

To make up for the delay I got an easy one
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/09/05 02:29 PM

LOOK MA NO HANDS!!!
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/09/05 03:04 PM

Quote:


Fuck this hitch hicking bull shit!!!

Or

Here comes the boogy man bitch.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/09/05 07:29 PM

I told you I could fly :p
Posted by: Testing

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/09/05 11:21 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/10/05 12:52 AM

Testing gets it.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/10/05 02:53 AM

WHAT!!!! u suck learner
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/10/05 07:41 AM

god damn you didn't even give me time to submit my entry!

/me pouts
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/10/05 08:12 PM

I'd have stated "And this is what you do when you see Kevin Mitnick walking towards your car"... Comeon, does the guy NOT kinda look like him? lol...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/10/05 10:03 PM

who is kevin mitnick?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/11/05 12:52 AM

http://www.freekevin.com/ for starters...
Posted by: Testing

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/11/05 03:41 PM

He DOES look like him! lol
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/11/05 04:27 PM

yes he does now post a pic Testing so the game can continue... i need something to keep me occupied at work :p
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/12/05 07:34 AM

Testing is passed up due to taking too long. IceMyst your up.

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
who is kevin mitnick?
/me snickers and walks away.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/12/05 09:03 AM

Now instituting the 3 day rule; free-for-all for next post.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/12/05 09:06 AM

I beat you all... muahhaha...



FYI, yes, that is Trey, no, we didn't pose him, yes he was pissy...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/12/05 11:12 AM

Fuck the milk where are the wiskey tits!?
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/13/05 12:02 AM

I told you I didnt want to fucking come out! (this is IceMyst, need to log giz off my comp)
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 01:48 PM

Using the new rule I am by passing our fearless leader and posting a new pic

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 02:01 PM

So yeah, I'm rich and like uh blonde. AND OH YEAH, I like a had a baby. And like you know I'm not as dumb as I like you know think I am. Like ah what was I ah saying? Like you know...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 02:03 PM

OR

This is your brain on drugs aka Keven Feterline
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 02:04 PM

OR

Remember kids. Dont be like me. Go to school to learn from books not from under the teachers desk.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 03:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Using the new rule I am by passing our fearless leader and posting a new pic
Asscock, it only counts after there has been a declaired winner... I was waiting for 3 posts
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 03:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by int:
This is my 'OH' face, "ooooh, oooh, oooh"
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 03:12 PM

Remember kids. Dont be like me. Go to school to learn from books not from under the teachers desk.

Icey gets it. I laughed harder at Gizmo's but the sheer effort...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/20/05 05:28 PM

thank you thank you! and to think i came up with that at work. i'll post a pic when i get home :p
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/21/05 08:17 AM

Or when you wake up...
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/24/05 05:41 PM

.....4 days and nada, passing you by...

Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/25/05 10:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Girlie:
OMG.... I think I just shit myself....
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/26/05 04:28 AM

"OMFG, my vagina fell off!"
Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/29/05 11:12 AM

I guess no one else is gonna enter, it was a tough call, but giz gets it.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/29/05 06:11 PM

Posted by: Girlie

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/29/05 10:13 PM

oh my freaking God this doesn't look like a beanstalk /me checks label on magic seeds.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/30/05 12:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
I want to FSCK your bod...
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/31/05 12:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
It's me Vinny! ....Your cousin man, we moved away last year when dad got that deal on the land next to the nuclear plant!

Man don't you remember me? We used to hang all the time. I want tell you about my girlfriend.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 12/31/05 06:15 PM

Since I doubt any further entries, Rusty wins.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 01/03/06 08:53 AM

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 01/03/06 10:48 AM

And I just had to get the tinny one...
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 01/03/06 07:05 PM

No comment from me, but that picture is just priceless...
Posted by: Southwest Pest

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 09/24/06 02:12 AM

Tree: Hey kid you wanna buy some weed?

Kid: No, I must be okay if I am talking to a tree.

Tree: Well the shit I am selling will make you forget you ever stared in those Free Willy movies, Keven Zeggars is my best client due to Air Bud.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 10/03/06 04:39 PM




Okay stored the image on my server. No blocking now.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 10/04/06 12:20 AM

non existant
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 10/08/06 12:48 PM

Originally Posted By: int


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Posted by: Artic Warrior

Re: UGN Security - Science Theater 3000 (Caption Game) - 10/08/06 02:55 PM

Why are you all running away from me? I just want to be fwends!