Steady incline of females on UGN!

Posted by: Gremelin

Steady incline of females on UGN! - 10/25/03 08:45 PM

62 Females marked female in their profile (who knows which aren't female and which are pretending to be males to gian respect).

That means that 62 out of 1504 members are female, that's roughly 24 males to every one female... The good news however is that, females are starting to come around more often, at least for signups... Perhaps some will start *speaking* lol...
Posted by: $500,000 Bentley

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 10/25/03 10:25 PM

theres 62? i only know 2!(fleshwound and ur wife)
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 10/25/03 10:32 PM

yeh lol... click "directory" then search keyword female in section gender... so many!
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 10/26/03 01:35 PM

hey, i speak out you pomus jerk. lol
Posted by: Machievelli

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 06:53 PM

Yay, that means i'm not the *only* girl here...power to the females! We kick ass...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 08:07 PM

ur a chick? sorry i didnt know... lol
Posted by: AlienTerror

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 09:16 PM

the other way around wouldnt make me sad=)
24 females per male
Posted by: unreal

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 09:17 PM

24:1 male/female ratio?

Sounds like my college.
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 09:42 PM

You can gain respect by marking female in your profile??

*Changes gender in profile*

....so uhhh when does the respect start?

On a more serious note. It is really cool that we do have females coming here a joining.

I wonder what the active male:female ratio is...
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 11:21 PM

127 Females
1148 Males

Thats roughly 9 Females per Male... The numbers are going up on both sides now...

Note, my above calculations weren't entirely correct since I took females devided by total members instead of females devided by male.
Posted by: shelli

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 11:25 PM

I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR......no, ill squeek.
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/26/03 11:47 PM

.....well, that is intersting....
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/27/03 05:44 PM

i'm a girly... but everyone already knew that. nice to know there are others. for a long time i was one of only a few. and then the other girls stopped posting and coming around, so i was pretty much the only one.
Posted by: shelli

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/27/03 08:08 PM

im a reader. very rarely post, got nothing useful to contribute.
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/27/03 09:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi:
It is really cool that we do have females coming here a.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 12:08 AM

hey shinobi i dont think by changing ur gender u'll get more respect unless if u went the whole nine yards and had a total sex change (chop the penis off, get boobies, take hormones to make ur voice more feminine...)

on second thought... it'd be better if ghost did that... lol
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 12:29 AM

What do you mean if, he already did!
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 12:42 AM

i did like 2 weeks ago didnt you know? keep up with the times sheesh :p
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 01:06 AM

Ice...couldn't I just tuck it between my legs like on Silence of the lambs???
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 06:13 AM

no, it wuld be better if u just cut it off and had the doctors form a pussy on ya... then ghost could have a girl friend...
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/28/03 06:21 AM

ewww.... [puke]
Posted by: Disgruntled

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost:
ewww.... [puke]
Do I hear the theme music from "The Crying Game".
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 02:08 AM

i dont know what that is but i dont like the sound of it...
Posted by: Vechen

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 07:49 AM

Hey Gizmo, what's it like to have a wife that goes on your forums?

Don't turn into a woman. Please, it's too risky. I saw a guy at Subway and he was obviously going through surgery. He had the face of Bill Clinton but was dressed up REALLY girl like and stuff. Sick man sick.
Posted by: shelli

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Disgruntled:
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost:
ewww.... [puke]
Do I hear the theme music from "The Crying Game".
oh, that was such a good movie, i cant find it to rent though. sorry, i just had to say that, carry on.*****meekly turns away, and leaves*****
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 02:11 PM

hey! the theme from the crying game was boy george covering a 60s song of the same name. that's a great song! the movie wasn't that great i didn't think, but that's just me

oh hey shelli, have you tried Blockbuster? they should have it.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/29/03 05:21 PM

Vechen, i don't care, she's only into me and chicks...
Posted by: Shinobi

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 12/30/03 02:51 AM

This topic is still going on? Crap it was just a post about females joining the forum.

Since this is still going I was to make everyone aware that I have decided not to change my gender!
Posted by: Girlie

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/07/04 04:51 PM

*speaking up* I just recently stumbled upon this board, and have discovered it rocks. So, where's my respect? heeheeee..... (plus I like the smileys) [moon]
Posted by: unreal

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/07/04 05:20 PM

I sense Fleshwound II.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/07/04 09:37 PM

I read a study a while back about males and females. It stated that females in classroom enviroments usally raise thier hand less. Answer less questions and are vocal less around males. Now when they seperated them and compared the females excelled and participated more. Maybe males are to harsh or vocal and females (in general ladies) withdraw a bit.

We all know females are more emotional. Maybe as men we are too hard on them sometimes. For example when you flame me I might chuckle and say under my breath *assholes* and keep posting, where a lady might scream ASSHOLES! and never come back.

Or it could be we are all a bunch of geeks and girls usally do not care about code and video games. They just sign up for a bunch of hacker sites when they want to jack thier boy fiends email account.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/07/04 09:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Vechen:
Hey Gizmo, what's it like to have a wife that goes on your forums?

Don't turn into a woman. Please, it's too risky. I saw a guy at Subway and he was obviously going through surgery. He had the face of Bill Clinton but was dressed up REALLY girl like and stuff. Sick man sick.
I had my wife on my forums once. Over at rrfn and dk. It was cool till we got in a fight. Then she aired all our dirty laundry out in the forum.
Posted by: Infinite

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/07/04 09:42 PM

Quote:
I had my wife on my forums once. Over at rrfn and dk. It was cool till we got in a fight. Then she aired all our dirty laundry out in the forum.
I remember that :p
Posted by: Disgruntled

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 01:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Infinite:
Quote:
I had my wife on my forums once. Over at rrfn and dk. It was cool till we got in a fight. Then she aired all our dirty laundry out in the forum.
I remember that :p
That's rough.
Posted by: Girlie

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 03:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by in_tax:
I read a study a while back about males and females. It stated that females in classroom enviroments usally raise thier hand less. Answer less questions and are vocal less around males. Now when they seperated them and compared the females excelled and participated more. Maybe males are to harsh or vocal and females (in general ladies) withdraw a bit.
That may be true of some women. I, however never had a problem raising my hand (as long as I knew the answer) Then again I was always a teacher's pet. [angel] I also never had a problem correcting/challenging the teacher. (especially if said teacher was of the male gender )

Quote:
Originally posted by in_tax:

We all know females are more emotional. Maybe as men we are too hard on them sometimes. For example when you flame me I might chuckle and say under my breath *assholes* and keep posting, where a lady might scream ASSHOLES! and never come back.
I've done that more than once...

Quote:
Originally posted by in_tax:

Or it could be we are all a bunch of geeks and girls usally do not care about code and video games. They just sign up for a bunch of hacker sites when they want to jack thier boy fiends email account.
Again, I guess I'm just a big girl geek, which apparently isnt' the norm.
<img src=" title="" src="graemlins/eek.gif" /> (I love these smileys!)
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 09:25 PM

i too had no problem opening my mouth in class (not in that way guys!!!) as long as it did piss the guys off he he he... i miss those days. come to think of it, in most of my classes spanning across 3 different states mostly girls raised their hands and answered questions and shit. most of the guys just sat there and looked stupid... i wonder where they did those studies at??
Posted by: Girlie

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 10:26 PM

I dunno Ice, must be a study ran by males wanting to make themselves look smarter?

......heeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeee .........

...*runs away fast*
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 10:43 PM

127 seems to be way to little
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/08/04 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bish:
I also never had a problem correcting/challenging the teacher. (especially if said teacher was of the male gender )
mmm, you can come challenge IceMyst and I... We have a queen sized bed...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/09/04 12:21 AM

GIZMO!!!!!! and yes i think those tests had to of been done by men because no self respect women would have posted those results! lol
Posted by: Girlie

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/09/04 04:41 AM

la la la I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that LOL
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/09/04 02:43 PM

I'm going to pretend that I did hear that, and speculate that a queen size bed is very comfy. Only thing, is watch out for flying anything. I've heard some horror stories at hospitals. Namely, piercings are not good, if your rough. O...were we talking about a mosh pit, or bed play? I'm getting ready for the 3 doors down concert here...wow..that might look like a bunch of induendos. Meh, o well. So...yea it could have been done by a self respected woman, it's just that panel studies are done on a gradient, and um their usually fair. It's just...I persey don't trust studies. What I read was a time life article on how the under 18 crowd is split, males with add doing worse in school under the 2.5gpa range, and females acceling hardcore. More women in the world with jobs, and placed in mass. Sounds good to me:/ That's not just sexual either:\ I'd rather deal with a women in alot of circumstances. For example...condom sales? I don't like to buy Magnum XL's from a male clerk...why? Well the last time I did, he got all jumpy, and dropped his keys three times, all bumping into shit, knocked over cigarettes cartons, attracted attention...nuff said. Other then that I think men just fear the woman populous with more power would be like putting men in chains, like OVER NIGHT were all gonna be slaves, back hoeing fields, and shit. More reason why I still feel the same. Not to fuckin mention, the government, congress, house, more women, less old guys. Fuck a whole bunch of some old ppl still running a shady underground 5 million for a hammer government..yea I gotta shower now, and hope that my friend can get through this snow so I can help him move stuff to college.

I like the belief that there's a steady incline though heh, there's not by a study gizmo, and I did a few weeks ago. Give or take a few days. Turns out we have under 10 active, and posting female users. Tons there, just most of them have 1 post. Wether it's readers, or what, heh the email hacking thing...that's old...there's a new reason women are pulled to geek sites, I think it's called were not all "geek looking" anymore. It's not the 80's, I'm personally 6'8 220, I workout, I quit smoking over 2 weeks ago. Meh, stereotypes are a fuckin bitch.
O, and we also found out that there are some females hiding under male aliases, go...hide'n'seek geek chick addicts, heh. Yes in a majority male society, by any definition, we do tend to be a bit harse on the ladies. I'm guess a majority of women do hide/yell assholes, or run. As per said, but *clicks tongue* they also don't notice we do the same to any newb, any gender, race or what the fuck ever. Skilled people usually test, they want to see, breath in someone else's aura, their chi, their h/p/v/a/c power level. But yea on other occasions it's a small dick syndrome, or impotence, or just a guy bein a cock. Heh, it's kinda like this, refer to fake orgasm=if=refer to guy being aggressive in communication. Women, and men are more alike then shown known or said.

It turns out that when the fake orgasm thing hit in the 80's, big publication on it, all that, ppl had a bit to say. But then, it's been known to happen in many circle far back. Men are aggressive for many reasons, I won't be dr phil, drew, or any psycho analyzing type-a pseudo psychi right now. Because I only touch on 5-10% of the topic range of any topic. If it's too far to go for people to take in, I go no further. This alone Gizmo himself will probably not read in full:) If I had another 12 minutes I'd write more, but I usually only soak my feet in areas. I'm odd. Deal, or I'll...not care..so haha.

Btw I'm dyslexic, don't be harse, I'm not. Also giz, add a scroll bar to spell check if you can;/ heh I had to figure out tabing at almost 10am with no sleep. Or, don't, and say I asked you to;\

Shower time, YEA! Who wants to come? [alien] [alien]
Posted by: Girlie

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/09/04 03:34 PM

hey you, you're cool. you should come back soon.
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/09/04 09:05 PM

dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/10/04 01:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move.
Posted by: shelli

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/11/04 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Killswitch_J:
Quote:
Originally posted by IceMyst:
dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move.
haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though.
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/11/04 04:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by shelli:
haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though. [/QUOTE]

Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast.
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/11/04 05:51 PM

Quote:
dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!!
They say temptation will destroy our lives:/ I always come back anyway, I'm like that song "Dead Man's Party". Listen close to it "Don't run away, it's only me!"

Quote:
Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move.
You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! Fear the predator [alien]

Quote:

haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though.
Aww, too bad, my ex had showering with men issues ;D I'm a good shower buddy, I'm not all about the body scrunchy action, unless...but I do clean very well, and I'm gentle. I liek washing hair too.

Quote:

Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast.
Sok, my multiplication, is only of a few natures. I'm a 3rd generation moguai see that pistol scene in 3? I don't fully regen all new gremlins, just new parts of me. Very, very fast...no...very, very slow, in time that is. Like in the song, "In The Air Tonight", pace your multiples, but fast speed is cool too. O wait...were talking about moguai eggs from water. Meh, one track mind this morning. But I don't get wet, wetness beads, and drips off me.

<img src=" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> *bed dances to phil collins* If you can't shake it driving, in bed, and other places where your horizontal or otherwise your legs are dysfunctional, you probably have no dance floor skills imo. Heh *taps foot on back of leg*.

Gah I hate Sundays, so silent, and lonely. My ADD, and energy levels rage. Hyperactive like the gremlin hanging from the ceiling fan swinging? [yum]

Words like restless, gravity, fear, floating, weighed, and measured come into play in my head all alone. Listening to mp3's, chillin on my futon, tucked under my patchwork blanky, cold, warming, with my laptop's lcd my only attension, as I ignore the world.
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/12/04 01:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by weeve:
You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! Fear the predator :alien. [/QUOTE]

What flavor of ice cream?

P.S. Welcome to the board.
Posted by: Disgruntled

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/12/04 03:43 AM

This board just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/12/04 04:20 AM

uh heh welcome who to the board?

Flavor would be super glue, it's liek vanilla with slure glue mixed in, so the stick sticks to you

Yea Dis, that is a good thing, isn't it? To me I liek the weirdness. you?
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/12/04 07:45 PM

Hmmm, vanilla and glue, don't think I ever heard of that flavor.
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/13/04 05:07 AM

not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky.
Posted by: Killswitch_J

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/14/04 01:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by weeve:
not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky.
I'm not a popcicle damn it! Oh wait, yes I am. I'm to cold to be anything else right now.
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/14/04 05:24 AM

Well don't get fresh, and think anyone but a female wanting will be thawing that ice. I feel tha cold part though, it's snowy, and freezing here. But like, I'm not a popsicle, I'm a iron rod in a forge. Yes, you've got super glue, and vanilla ice cream still in your pantz. Go get your unsuper gluez0r on, with some whatever, and then alcohol that nasty old vanilla smell. Then cleanse properly. Then liek maybe that popsicle/chick idea will work.
Posted by: Disgruntled

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/15/04 05:24 AM

Shakes his head and walks away.
Posted by: unreal

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/15/04 05:57 AM

stfu. All of you. 'cept you weeve. <3
Posted by: weeve

Re: Steady incline of females on UGN! - 01/15/04 10:37 AM

<3 ;p