Mine is really lame compared to some of them, so I wanna hear some others.

Today, I lost my computer privileges today because against teacher instructions, my partner changed the wallpaper and since i didn't stop him, i get in trouble too. She wasn't clear about it, but I think that she is adding me to the list of people not allowed to use the computers. It made me laugh alot, but there have to be better ones.

Anyone?

well i was on the computer today listening to music on my headphones and not realising that the computer speakers were up full blast i went onto a site tht played loud music and for 5 minutes it played before i get kicked off the computer

Well...

Ok, I was 15 at CCC with Arece (ex best friend, ex UGN lackey, IRL person)... We were on the computers in the back of the class and I was lookin at UGN, he was busy installing backdoors onto their systems, he didn't seem to understand that there was a firewall and router that everything went out of but yeh...

After about 10 minutes Debbie came back (one of the 4 supervising teachers) and saw him installing [censored] and me lookin at UGN and different sites (this was 4 1/2 years ago mind you, I had nothing better to do...) (I still recall the original design for note...)

Well the teacher kicked his [censored] off the computer, told him he was never allowed back on them, then came over to me all "James, I know that you were helping Brandon install his viruses" where I reply, "Well the second that you find some proof of thos act I'll give up my own rights to your computers, until that moment however, if you suspend my privelages, CCC will loose their backbone and you'll loose a tad bit of funding" and I started quoting their alumni that actively donate and opened my notebook to a page of phone numbers...

needless to say she left me alone and i finnished my viewage of UGN ...

I have others hehe...

thats [censored] great, your an idol. Tell more, lol

Yes do tell. More.

Ok, is UGN a cult now? Is Gizmo a prophet?

Hey gizmo, here's something for your store. Start selling bronze idols of your naked body.

i would buy many...i don't think gizmo is a prophet, god maybe?

Mohummed Gizmo!

Mohummed Ala Moguai! keke... I've been socialing [censored] since I was little, when i get a little more time i'll go get stoned and recall some old stories...

omfg... Tha's meh Sensai! :x

btw, meh school days are not yet over...

Gizmo.... you should run for god, i think his term is up. You have wiser ideas. ha

My semi-funny story: A couple years ago (during my senior year in high school) I was banned from all computers and fined for pwning the school's network. Good times had by all.

Nothing is as good as bouncing messages such as "I wanna stick it in your sweet [censored]" off of ppls computers and sending them to the person right next to them and watching them get on a fight. Ah yes... some funny [censored].