So I had this idea for a tat.

About 4 to 6 inches above my [censored] I wanted the following words.


"
If you are reading this, then you are probably sucking my [censored]. I would like to take this time to thanyou and ask that you finish the job and swallo. If you do not finish or if you spit, I will find this quite rude and nut in your face. Well back to work honey.

Management
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lies! it's supposed to say:

If you are reading this, YOu are sucking my [censored]. I would like to take this time to tankyou and ask that you please swallow, otherwise I will find this rude no matter what I say. So back to work and once again thanx for sucking me off!

why bother getting that? no one goes there anymore...

...lack of opportunity for some of us. /me sobs

hopefully the typos would be left out.

Nah, they just add character