ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 10:45 AM
ehhhhh, boredom works in mysterious ways ;o\
Code
/* * =================================== * Feel free to use, copy, modify, and * distribute this software. I did ;ox * More people should go to the irc, * it's lonely in there. Thanks to sil * and meth ;o\ * =================================== */ #define _H0E_ extern char __slut[]; #define HUGE_RACK (*(40dd *)__breasts) #define B1MB0 (*(IQ == 0 *)__brain) #define PIMPAGE (*(const, char, *y0_name *)__fewl) #if hewchie(_PIMP_HER_) && wh0re _MAKE_SHUM_LOOT) #define BREASTS 40DD++ #define WAIST 28 #define HIPS 34++ #define HAIR BLONDE #define IQ 10 enum wh0reskills {cook, clean, shut_the_fuck_up, secks0rization}; /* if h0e acts up then refer to bitchslap.h to keep * all sockets in order and keep that hewchie in * in her place */ struct wh0re { int [censored]; char *name; }; #endif #define HUGE BREASTS #define DOMAIN KITCHEN #define IRON MY_CLOTHES #define OVERFLOW BITCHSLAP #define UNDERFLOW BITCHSLAP #define LAUNDRY MY_CLOTHES #define SECKS BED_ROOM #define STFU SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP #endif /* _H0E_ */