UGN Security
Posted By: mtlhd ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 10:45 AM
ehhhhh, boredom works in mysterious ways ;o\

Code
/*
 * ===================================
 * Feel free to use, copy, modify, and
 * distribute this software. I did ;ox
 * More people should go to the irc,
 * it's lonely in there. Thanks to sil
 * and meth ;o\
 * ===================================
 */

#define _H0E_   

extern char __slut[];  
   
#define HUGE_RACK (*(40dd *)__breasts)     
#define B1MB0 (*(IQ == 0 *)__brain)
#define PIMPAGE (*(const, char, *y0_name *)__fewl)

#if  hewchie(_PIMP_HER_) &&  wh0re

_MAKE_SHUM_LOOT)  
#define BREASTS 	40DD++
#define WAIST		28
#define HIPS		34++
#define HAIR		BLONDE
#define IQ		10


enum wh0reskills {cook, clean, shut_the_fuck_up, secks0rization};                   

/* if h0e acts up then refer to bitchslap.h to
keep
 * all sockets in order and keep that hewchie in
 * in her place
 */


struct wh0re {    
	int [censored];
	char *name;
};
#endif

#define	HUGE		BREASTS 

#define	DOMAIN		KITCHEN
#define	IRON 		MY_CLOTHES
#define	OVERFLOW	BITCHSLAP 
#define	UNDERFLOW	BITCHSLAP
#define	LAUNDRY		MY_CLOTHES
#define	SECKS		BED_ROOM
#define STFU		SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP


#endif /* _H0E_ */  
Posted By: Curse Re: ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 05:57 PM
MTLHD !!!
Posted By: bor Re: ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 06:06 PM
Man, you should have just submitted that to npanxx. We could use that in an issue. lol.
Posted By: Deviation187 Re: ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 07:01 PM
hes bored yet he gets very hyperactive...
Posted By: Le4rner Re: ho ho hoe.h - 06/27/02 08:44 PM
With that I bow down. /me appludes <img border="0" alt="[Joker]" title="" src="graemlins/joker.gif" />
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