Well you are right. Here I am with my boyfriend. I put together a quick flash to come out of the closet.

http://wethe.com/my_boyfriend_flash.swf

Man, he's hot...

uNF...can I get a piece of that action?

mmm, UGN Orgy... I'll be in the corner with fleshwound...

/me makes eyes at Jon

She has 3 holes, we can share?

Oh, alright...You can pick first.

ahhhhh! /me runs away screaming covering her 3 holes!

Don't forget the nostrils and ear holes and any other such bodily crevices not USUALLY used for sexual activity.

Yeh, all else fails, always grab a knife and make a new one...

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