Spark Polls...

Posted by: Gremelin

Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 01:41 PM

Death Test
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

For me:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 5, 2036
at the age of 52 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (14%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Auto-Fellatio, whats this, I'm going to die getting my member sucked? At least it's honerable...
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 01:45 PM

February 10, 2045
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Homicide (15%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Those aliens are after me again. Damn them...
Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 01:48 PM

wow the last time i took this test it said i would live to be 80. see what 4 years can do to you... at least i know i'll out live gizmo!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 2, 2043
at the age of 59 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Homicide (15%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 01:54 PM

Personality Poll
http://www.thespark.com/person

POLITICIAN
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 02:04 PM

Gay Test
http://www.thespark.com/gaytest/

You are 30% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Posted by: Ghost

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 02:06 PM

thats the same thing i got heh

as for my personality...

ADMINISTRATOR
(Submissive Extrovert Concrete Thinker )


Like just 4% of the population you are an ADMINISTRATOR (SECT)--detail-oriented and organized. You're an extrovert, but you lack the over-aggressive tendencies of obnoxious "go-getters." Very nice. However, you probably like getting up in other people's business--living through them a little... dude, sometimes you just gotta let it ride. Don't be such a busy-body.

Anyway , you're an excellent manager, of both yourself and other people. That's because you prefer thinking concretely rather than creatively, and you'd rather follow what your mind tells you than your heart--people respect this, but it can make them mad when their appeals to love and kindness fall on deaf, deaf ears. Try to have a heart sometimes.
Posted by: unreal

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 02:25 PM

June 18, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people-- which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

(lol)
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You are 23% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Posted by: pergesu

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 02:43 PM

February 15, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (13%)
Cancer (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (6%)

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ACTIVIST
(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )


Pat
Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.

In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.

Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends.

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You are 36% GAY!


That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Posted by: JalizePhere

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 08:33 PM

Im 44% gay.
But in another test Im 58%.

I just know that Im bi.
Dont need to frigging test to tell me that
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/23/04 08:56 PM

Jalize yea, most women, and guys think a bi woman is hot:D For obvious reasons :x Esp married couples.:X

2066, 80 holy crap perg:X

way back in the day when I was overweight, and smoked alot it said I was gonna die in my 30's or some such...real young..heh now...I still die from cancer...but maybe it's from the radiation after world war III or some such?

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 14, 2057
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.( yes...my nipples are hairy kthx lar:/ )
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

EXPERIMENTER
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker )
steve weeve
Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

:X lol

Interesting facts about the PERSONALITY TEST:
9,817,011 people have taken TheSpark's Personality Test.
41% of them are male, 59% of them are female.
The most common personality type is the Guru (SEAF).
The rarest is the Businessman (DECT). Only 3% of all test takers fall into that category.
Women prefer Shakespeare.

You are 30% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 40%.
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 12:55 AM

Quote:
Auto-Fellatio, whats this, I'm going to die getting my member sucked? At least it's honerable...
uhhh.. hon...auto-fellatio is you sucking your own dick. hence the term "auto". is it still honerable??
Posted by: fleshwound

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 01:06 AM

i'm 17% gay.
Posted by: Defcon

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 01:36 AM

Death Test
August 13, 2051
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (32%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Personality Test

PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

Gay Test
You are 24% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 02:52 AM

Lol, weeve and pergesu are outliving us all... I don't get weeve though, he's smoked more cigs and done more drugs than the majority of ugn combined...
Posted by: Ntd

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 03:36 PM

Death Test:
October 26, 2059
at the age of 73 years old.


Personality Test

ACTIVIST (Thinks that wrong :s)
(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )


Chris
Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.

In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.

Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends.

Gay Test

20%

Few!
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 05:56 PM

fellatio from latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. So the question is "To Suck, or not to suck?"

"Lol, weeve and pergesu are outliving us all... I don't get weeve though, he's smoked more cigs and done more drugs than the majority of ugn combined..."

weeve has also died already;X

don't forget that I'm also genetically different do to my ancestrial genes.

but that's not why I'll outlive you all, why is that I'm a hybrid, and once giz dies I'm going to inject my rna into him:X To bind to his dead dna, and bring him back to life.:X:X

someday someone will catch up to my smoking count on here(maybe). meh, someday may never come, either way. Here's some quizie goodness.

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi

Fannie May Candies, produces 40 million boxs a chocolate a year, and the company hires more woman/has works that are a majority woman. Because they believe, their dex is higher. It shows because they pack in a general day 250k peices of chocolate.

yea more quizies soon.
Posted by: §intå×

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 07:49 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 28, 2028
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Homicide (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/24/04 07:54 PM

dood all this cancer....wtf...but bro you got a new one in this group I think, homicide:X
Posted by: Infinite

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/29/04 01:50 PM

November 20, 2041
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )


Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.
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You are 40% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!
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Haha

Infinite
Posted by: unreal

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/29/04 02:22 PM



I got this because all I could think about was getting into Natalie Portman's pants. Oh, and fucking people up with lightning. :p
Posted by: Infinite

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/29/04 02:42 PM

I picked the purple lightsabre, but yeah, it's all about getting into natalie's pants :p
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/29/04 02:57 PM

Learner you gotta love how those death date stats keep changing as more people take it.
Infi lol "You liek being naked" who doesn't?! lol that's amusing. unreal, and infi baing anakin. Guess I all train your sons someday to pwn you, then they become you:D
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 02/29/04 05:17 PM

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Posted by: Infinite

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 01:35 AM

HAI MANDY ! :p
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 03:04 AM

LMAO well well...you gotta know all sith's hide themselves as good peoples:D:X

more quizies.

You will click a mouse button soon. <- that was my fortune.

How about ya click here to get yours.


Posted by: Ice

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 03:08 AM

i got

Posted by: IceMyst

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 08:23 AM

i spent the whole time trying to get into pademe's pants. i'm a bad bad girl!


i am also 68% lazy

and thespark also seems to think with 80% confidence that i'm a man!!! *shudders*

to top it off i'm 55% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

and now last but not least i'm only 26% Pure.
boy am i a bad person. he he he
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 12:05 PM

You are definitely a man!

Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
Posted by: weeve

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/01/04 11:27 PM

*confused* Your wifes a dood now? kekeke? :X when did this happen Jay?





Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?


A Rum and Monkey joint.

The rest of the quiz thang was:

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
Consider that a divorce! You're
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?
Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 188 pints of beer! How big is your beer belly?

Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey
Posted by: dashocker

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/02/04 05:01 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 3, 2066
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)

ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

You are 24% GAY!
Posted by: Gremelin

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/02/04 07:15 AM

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 389 bottles of beer!

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 240 pints of beer!
Posted by: Red Mage

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/04/04 12:56 PM

December 6, 2059
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

Haha.. 4% of people have had team sex, but 8% work for a porn company...?
Posted by: JalizePhere

Re: Spark Polls... - 03/04/04 04:17 PM

June 22, 2006
at the age of 18 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Homicide (10%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)