Sometimes when hes up late Gizmo will IM me and say off the wall funny [censored], I'm still laughing at this one this morning so I figured I'd let you all in on it and if you have any silly moguai moments post them too!


[04:04] LordMoguai: there was this one fat old [censored]
[04:04] LordMoguai: we lived up the street from a looney bin
[04:04] Th3 ShinobiNinja: lol!!!
[04:04] LordMoguai: this place where crazy people go for day treatments
[04:04] LordMoguai: this chick comes up to me when we're waitin for the bus
[04:04] LordMoguai: she's all "you're cute" and i'm all "umm, that's nice"
[04:05] LordMoguai: then she's all "i bet you're a lot of fun..."
[04:05] LordMoguai: and i'm all "umm, i guess"
[04:05] LordMoguai: then she's all "I see my devil parents in my bedroom mirror"
[04:05] LordMoguai: and i'm all "no [censored]?"

Well, we all have them, so let's post 'em!

<shadow516> 0_o
<Gizmo> O_o
<Gizmo> o_O
<shadow516> O.O
<Gizmo> 8======D~~~
<shadow516> eeeewwwww
<Gizmo> lol
<Gizmo> or in infs case: 8==:::::==D~~
<shadow516> lol
<j> :p
<shadow516> you sick [censored] :p
<paradoxum> Gizmo: is the sex
<Gizmo> oh yehs
<Gizmo> teh sekz!
<shadow516> you bees one bada$$ sex0r gizzeh...
<Gizmo> :dances:
<shadow516> lol

[15:57] <+ashley> I'd be naked.
[15:57] <+ashley> i'd eat them all.
[16:04] <paradox> lol bacon, banana and pancakes with maple syrup explosion in the mouth
[16:03] <&Infinite> I've heard you demand the sausage giz
[16:03] <&Infinite> GIMMEH TEH TUBE MEAT!
[16:03] <~Gizmo> yeh, i demand the sausage all the time :-x
[16:08] <+ashley> stop being naughty.

[08:57] <~Gizmo> heh i had to take a crap, the rugrat was awake, I threw him in his crib and went to the bathroom; this was like 20 minutes ago and he's still there...
[08:57] <~Gizmo> I keep hearing these little nosies
[08:57] <~SilentRage> mostly C and perl.
[08:57] <~Gizmo> like "dada, i'm in the crib, come play!"
[08:57] <~SilentRage> I develop in both lately
[08:58] <~SilentRage> man gizmo, the way you said that, made me almost wish to come and play

[21:51] <~Gizmo> but i think it'd hurt a bit too much to keep it stiff
[21:52] <+ashley> you don't have to keep it erect.

[16:32] <@Gizmo> heh i reverseengeneered a copy of jIRC version 2.6 for rage
[16:32] <@Gizmo> heh
[16:32] <@Gizmo> since there are no cracks for 2.7 yet
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> oh yeah?
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> cool
[16:34] <+Ghost>
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> no crack for 2.7 huh?
[16:34] <@Gizmo> no
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> I'm actually using it legit... lol
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> paid the $49..... I'm a sucka.. lol
[16:35] <@Gizmo> lol
[16:35] <@Gizmo> it's a nice script, but not worth the money they say it is
[16:35] <@Gizmo>
[16:37] * @MarkSchonfeld shrugs
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> i dunno
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> i like it
[16:37] <+Ghost> yeah you do
[16:37] <+Ghost> you better
[16:37] <+Ghost> you paid for it
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> that's true
[16:37] <@Gizmo> if i had the cash i would
[16:38] <@Gizmo> most likely
[16:38] <@Gizmo> possibly
[16:38] <@Gizmo> probably not
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> yeah
[16:38] <@Gizmo> ok i'm just lying
[16:38] <@Gizmo> but it'd be nice someday
[16:38] <@Gizmo> heh
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> cash is a prob for me too
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> lol

Yeah, this one doesn't have Gizmo in it... but it's still pretty funny.

[16:23] <shadow516> huh
[16:24] <shadow516> you know, you can change your nick by typing "/nick whatever"...
[16:24] <Guest13396> yes, i'm perfectly aware of that
[16:24] <shadow516> ...
[16:24] <shadow516> then guest 'll do then
[16:25] * Guest13396 is now known as Ghost
[16:25] <shadow516> ah
[16:25] <shadow516> hehe
[16:25] * shadow516 runs away
[16:25] * undergroundnews sets mode: +o Ghost
[16:25] <shadow516> Well, now that we've got that settled, are you perfectly aware that...
[16:25] <shadow516> I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL AND HAVE A CURIOUS ATTRACTION TO YOUNG BOYS?!?!?!?!!?!?!
[16:25] <shadow516> <3 LITTLE BOYS

It wasn't that funny, I like my rendition of the events better.

Why does that remind me of everytime I have to do something in IRC, that I've done many many times before, and Ghost is there trying to give me directions on how to do it.

Its sadly quite familliar...

Hey. How was I supposed to know that your server had problems rehashing and you couldn't rehash.

Anyways, how many times have I tought you something new about UnrealIRCd? :p

I think once. :p

Now I'll teach you to spell t-a-u-g-h-t

Well it's a good thing I know how to spell "oh snap."