DRAFT REGSTRATION: United States Armed Forces

Not like we have a choice but to sign up (you can be jailed for not signing your life away; men anyway, women are excluded; equal rights my [censored])...

What I actually am entertained by are their whois results on the domain:
Registrant Name: John Wooden
Registrant Organization: Chickenhead Productions Inc
Registrant Address1: 452 5th Avenue, 3#F
Registrant City: Brooklyn
Registrant State/Province: NY
Registrant Postal Code: 11215
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.3476614862
Registrant Email: [email protected]

Nothing sais US Department of Defense like "Chickenhead Productions"...

Which makes it humourous from both angles -depending who you like and how you look at it.

I do agree with your equal rights statement, even being a woman I agree that isn't fair. But there are areas of the armed forces that women are not allowed to join either, so maybe that's their way of trying to even out the inequity?

No, actually it's just wrong on all fronts. But hey, what do you expect from a government who'd take advantage of public hysteria and enact the Patriot Act. It's funny that people are so for Kerry - saying he's different from Bush. Both supported WTO and the Patriot Act. From my standpoint they are both one in the same. You know, saying Kerry is the "lesser of two evils" still makes him an evil. I don't understand how that is logical.

Hm. Seems I got off subject. haha.

What I get a kick out of is that they FORCE you to join the military... I'm sorry I don't want to die, and certainly not for what this country stands for... What are my other choices? go to jail for not signing up OR play the disibilty card (when i'm called i'm doin the later).

See now, the sucky thing is... I first signed up for the draft on September 11, 2001 at 1AM PST (a few hours prior to the plane crashes)...

How do you think i spent that day...

Undoubtedly there are many members of the armed forces who do not and never will enter into combat. There are many mundane tasks if you will, that need adressed. The evacuating of towns when huge storms come, the backing up of local police forces etc. Having said that, Most of the armed forces personnel I get to meet are a few cans short of a six pack. Being made/forced to do your duty for your country, to protect your freedom, by having it temporarily taken away from you, seems a little Ironic...

"Freedom isn't free." - is a reply I'm expecting. hahaha.

Well it isn't... They revoke our freedom and force us to fight for the freedom of others; when they already have hundreds of volunteers to do it...

Heh, guys, seriously...this site is a parody. Supposed to be ridiculous. ;x

*snicker*

Yea, first off it isn't a .gov or .mil site. Second the form has

COMBAT BRANCH PREFERENCE:
Please indicate with which Armed Forces logo you desire to be prominently tattooed:
Army Navy Air Force Marines Jihad Bait (Formerly "National Guard")
USO Halliburton Blackwater USA Great Lakes Coast Guard (Top Tax Brackets Only!)


And

SPECIALTIES:
Please indicate your existing expertise in the following areas:
Winning Hearts Winning Minds Razing Mosques Strafing Crowds
Guiding JDAMS Sweeping Mines Patching Pipelines Absorbing Shrapnel
Advanced Naked Humiliation and Forced Homoerotic Fantasy Reenactments


Now as for equal rights in the millitary... Yea right. Women are reaching further into various fields. Not in infantry yet but they can be stationed in artillery units. Not as artillery but as Commo or as a medic. So lets look at this

500 men no sex, stress of war, no where to spend money. My 1st sargetn said during Desert storm they were busting women hoing left and right. They would take the money, give it back to the soldiers and do nothing to her. She would then hoe again. That is just beautifull.

Men in our culture still have a hard time watching women struggle. Not all of us. But most. Men can and will get killed over saving a chick, arguing over her, Just caught by the enemy while [censored].

And what do we thing the enemy would do to a free spirited american woman? America isn't ready for rape to death to scroll across the news daily. [censored] look what happened with Jessica Lynch.

well.. you know there has been talk of reinstating the draft... women are actually included in this one. BULLSHIT! that pisses me off. i thought i was safe. oh well.. they don't want me anyway. there is no way in hell i'd go. [censored] that.

We're discussing why the draft is pointless; we know the site isn't real however it is a possiblity again and again...

They can't get me. Heh. 8+ years served. The army isn't that bad. Hell deployment is fun. Jumping out of a jet with a fully loaded M16 and 40 lbs ruck sack 10 lbs helmet at 1250 feet... priceless.

I would recomend the army to anyone. You truely find out what you can do. You push yourself past what you think is possible. 12 mile road march fully loaded.

M16 7.5 lbs
110 rounds of m-16 ammo
4 gernades

Make it in 4 hrs

Yes guys, this site was meant as a joke as I insinuated in the post subject. I mean - come on, NPR Listenerism? But it is hilarious.

And Spanky I completely commend you for going into and through the Army processes and 8 years? That's awesome. I don't know. I can't say I'd never do it. And I guess I understand the fact that guys don't yet have that protective instinct thing completely phased out yet. I'm not really sure I want it phased out, it's nice to know that someone wants to protect you. But - it still just would make me feel powerless to be held back, not because of my abilities but because a group of guys can't handle it.

I guess we can't have the both of two worlds right? haha.

lol yup... You need to kill the femanists, due to them women will be included in the draft eventually

stupid feminists. i dont want to go to war.... or get drafted.... [censored] chick need to be shoot in the head.....

femenists are ridiculous anyway - they don't want equal rights, they just want special treatment. haha.

Yep, They want fair when it beifits them, and treat them like ladies when it beifits them. They want men to be more like women and women to be more like men. It seems men are thier enemy which is [censored] retarded if you ask me.

If women would just learn to suck my [censored] and have dinner on the table all this crap could be avoided. But Nooooo they want rights and [censored]. Vote! Yea, step in this both I'll give you something to vote on. Damn split tails.

My belief on femenists is this: If you want EQUAL rights it's equal on everything, including the draft and things that us men don't like... Hell they should also have a doctors finger shoved up their [censored] every year when they turn 60 to check for prostate problems ...

There are many things that suck to be a man, yet they claim to want equal rights but only want them when it's of benefit... dumb bitches...

No....

They have it made. Smart bitches.