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Posted By: fleshwound time-travelin busted for insider trading - 04/01/03 08:48 PM
sounds insane i know. just read.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
this is insane. but they can't find any info about this guy? thats creepy. plus, not anyone can get inside stock trading info. you have to have connections. im anxious to see what happens next.

oh wait, its April Fools Day smirk
I told him to take it easy back hear. Now our time ship will be captured and I will be stuck in the backwars time. Great! [censored] great!

/me runs to hardware store to pick up some things
/e grabs blueprints, i'm right behind you!
Ok theoretically, if they where going to let him go in the future, he would just be able to come back and warn himself that he was going to get caught and none of this would ever happen. Therefore, they must keep him in custody and possibly kill him inorder to keep the <�>temporal linearity<?>. If not, our whole fabric of time will be ripped apart and our universe will be deystroyed, c'mon people you've seen the friggin movies! Time travel is impossible anyways. Oor he is just a huge liar working with some evil [censored] people that know insider secrets that got him a fake identity and will probably torture him and possibly his family very badly if he rats them out so he made up some stupid [censored] story.
he sold his soul to satan for information
Posted By: Chem Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading - 04/03/03 05:51 PM
Temporal paradox alert!
My question is, if he is from the future, why was he not from the future when he was in the future and came back and therefore would know the future already and would have known that he had gotten caught. And obviously he has to make it back anyways, or else wouldn't he cease to exist in the future?
I know the theory, that time travel actually fulfills events. It's just one of many theories. Maybe it's an incorrect one. Actually I know it's an incorrect one. A human being cannot create a device that can time travel. period.
Why would you say this? And even if there wasn't a way to do it with a machine, its technically already possible going into space and/or blackholes.
Posted By: Drake Re: time-travelin busted for insider trading - 04/04/03 05:24 AM
I thought blackholes were folds in space... Like, uh, something goes in a black hole and then comes out of a white hole somewhere way far away. or maybe i'm just remembering something i thought of myself a while ago. i dont' really know.
We're debating now huh? Moved to debate forum...
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