I suck at San Andreas

I'm not sure if I love this game or hate it.

So I beat up some pussy crack dealer, and then go into a crack den where I get my shit wrecked. Big deal, I can try it again. One problem though.

I can't get home.

I come out of the hospital and don't know where the fuck I am. So I go driving around aimlessly for 20 minutes, go into some Fink County or somethin, and suddenly I've got four cops on me. Jump into the water to get away, and there's a helicopter blasting the shit out of me. WTF? I didn't even do anything!

So I come out of the hospital, because I'm way dead. Drive around trying to get home, just so I can go do that mission again. Somehow I find myself back in cops-wreck-your-shit-land.

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm kinda in the same boat. I suck at this game too...badly. I can't figure out wtf I'm supposed to do, and it pisses me off when it's nighttime because I can't see anything. I can't figure out where I am supposed to go to eat, and I want some new clothes damnit. Oh, and how do you get sex appeal? I want to pick up a whore damnit.

I ventured into the wrong neighborhood apparently and got blown the hell up by some gangstas, and I'm not even exactly sure what I did wrong. As far as I can tell the cars all suck in this one too, I haven't found a good fast car yet. I still miss the Elvis dudes from GTA2...I know no one else does, but I thought I'd throw that in there in case anyone cares.

So, I just wanser around killing people, then hiding from the cops til my wanted level drops. I tried taking on the cops, but that wasn't a good idea either. Remember in GTA2 where you got so far and then the SWAT team came, and you could kill them all and steal their truck? Yeah...I get up to like 3 stars and I'm dead. WTF! I want the SWAT truck damnit.

I also bought a house. I was cheap, only $10,000. Only one problem, I can't find it now...and I didn't really see what the purpose was. I went to the closet to try and change clothes, but I couldn't cuz I didn't have any apparently. I can't find where to buy any either. The way he changes clothes is gay too. It takes too damn long for him to "try something on" and when he comes out it's like he's modeling it. WTF is that? Gangsters don't model.

So anyways, yeah I suck too. So, at least you're not alone.

"does me ass look fat in this" comes to mind with that last part Bish...

here is your home and all tags.


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If you wander into an area you have not unlocked you get a raised wanted level. This is how they keep you were you should be. This to me however is just another game. See how much of the map you can uncover before the pigs get you.

wana make some big loot quick?

Steal a cop car and hit R-3 or what ever starts a vigalantie mission. Now go into a chicken resturant. Before your time expires get back on the cop vehicle(Motorcycle works best). The criminal element is killed and you get the credit. You get the money. Keep going and on level 24 you are making $23,000 per mission. You may have to go in several times to kill all criminals.


Wait to do the parmedic mission till you get to angel pines. They will all be in the little town.


50 Cab missions and I got hopping cabs, and nitrous(unliited supply) on all cabs I steal.


Fire truck get to level 12 and never catch on fire while on foot


You got to the crack lab. That is better than Count Bishula She is trying to find home for the first time.

Perg...you smoke too much dawg.
Once you die and you're in the hospital courtyard, hang a left and jump over that wall and into the up-hill street. Keep goin up it and turn right. I think you turn right again aways down it. You should see like an R or S or something on the map. You can set waypoints somehow too, and automagically walk to them I think. Check the instructions.

What about from the police station? Or are they at like the same place?

I always turn right from the hospital, obviously why I'm not making it home.

I don't read instructions.

You're the patsy that started smoking.

I don't know where the police station is. I can't remember if I've been arrested before. I think the po-po's killed me once. Cigarettes don't cause short term memory loss :x

I made it past the drive-by. Not the one where the punks go after my homies, but the one where we go to the chicken place and bust some ass.

And I did it all stoned :x

Tiight...that one took me a while. There are other missions too besides the ones your crew gives you.

i finished the game today and had to wait atleast 20 minutes watching the credits scroll by until it poped me back out onto the street.
I never finished dating any of those hoes and never finished woozi's plan to bust calligula's casino. but i still finished, hooray. it leaves me kindof like i'm missing something, like there should be more. there is a litle bit left though. I haven't finished Zero's missions. and theres always fun to just drive around killing people.