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Ever wonder what exactly we do with all of the spam, abusive, and just plain idiotic messages that we receive? Well, now we're giving everyone a chance to read exactly how stupid that people can be. And before you say that we're abusing anyone's rights we suggest you read the "mail" section of the disclaimer, which everyone sees before sending a message via the mail form.


What: BBS URL Removal
From: Administrator ([email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: RM hacking
Date: December 08, 2003 12:09 PM
IP:  
 
Message:

please may you put my site link backon i have'nt done any thing wrong just post 2 new messages but if you are that easy to upset then ill leave it's just that you have your site on there i only did it twice no need to keep up all tight about it

 
Response:

First off; your URL was posted 3 times. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue EXCEPT that for your ONLY 3 posts were SPAMMING your site! We do not appreciate spam on our network; ESPECIALLY the IRCD and BBS. If you want advertising so badly; PURCHASE IT.

 
 
 
What: Retards with OS'
From: t3kn0g33k ([email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: UGN Mailing - News Submit
Date: November 28, 2003 7:23 PM
IP: 67.75.14.207
 
Message:

GNU/linux is the best because running "Max" sux with the rest

 
Response:

And why in the FUCK do we give half a shit what you think? Did you ever stop to read the fucking page you were submitting this bullshit to?

Notice, the page says "Submit News" not "submit your stupid fucking opinion that we all know about!"... I mean Jesus Christ man, we all know Linux is the superior operating system, so thank you captain fucking obvious...

 
 
 
What: Phone taps - ex GF cheating.
From: Jim Johnson ([email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: UGN Form Mailing - Phone Taps
Date: October 30, 2003 12:42 PM
IP: 24.141.255.43
 
Message:

Hello, I am wondering how to construct a simple tellephone tap. I am thinking of somehow, going into the tellaphone box outside of a house, and putting some kind of recorder in there? And be able for it to only turn on, when someone calles the house, or they call someone. The thing is, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and i want to know for sure or not. Please help me. Try to make it as simple, and as cheap as possible. Thank you and have a good day. (I am willing to risk the consequences)

 
Response:

I care why? What am I dear Annie? How about this, trust your bitch, if you don't you isn't going far at all kid. BTW, this forum is for SITE COMMUNICATIONS not how to get back at your bitch for not being able to keep her legs closed.

 
 
 
What: Decoding Emails PT1
From: Yvonne ([email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: UGN Form Mailing - Information
Date: October 07, 2003 7:48 PM
IP: 216.93.112.37
 
Message:
HI,

I picked you because you were first on the list. I just need some information on decoding emails. A friend of mine is having major trouble with a significant other, there are children involved as well. Anyway she has printed some of his email messages, which seem to be coded, all of his emails look like this. Now she wants me to help her. I have no idea where to turn, and this site seemed like a pretty good shot for information. Can you help me? Thanks.

 
Response:

Ok, this is NOT what the contact form is for you fucking moron, use the god damned bulletin board, although you won't get anywhere. This contact form is for SITE ONLY COMMUNICATIONS, we don't care about you wanting to hack, crack, or get arrested. Fuck you, have fun, see you in jail.

 
 
 
What: Decoding Emails PT2
From: Yvonne Kustec (ykustec@hotmai[email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: RE: UGN Form Mailing - Information
Date: October 07, 2003 8:01 PM
IP: 216.93.112.37
 
Message:
Thanks for the reply asshole. I'll keep your comments in mind.
 
Response:
I'm the asshole? I don't appreciate your spam you dipshit.
 
 
 
What: 25 Million Scandal
From: Andrew Paddisson ([email protected])
To: Gizmo
Subject: RE: UGN Form Mailing - Information
Date: October 30, 2003 6:55 PM
IP: 192.116.128.99
 
Message:
Dear Sir,

I humbly wish to seek you assistance in this matter that is very important and need trust and understanding.

I am a staff in the account management section of a known financial establishment in South Africa. There is an account opened in this bank in 1998 by a great late INDUSTRIALIST and he died in the year 2000 without a written or oral WILL and since 2000 nobody has operated on this account again hence the money is floating.

The owner of this account is a foreigner and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and until his death he was the manager of his company. My investigation through the national immigration department proved to me as well that he was single as at his point of entry into republic of South Africa.

I have secretly discussed this matter with the manager of the bank and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner who can provide a foreign bank account where this fund can be transferred for onward investment in any viable project. We decided to contact you as a foreigner because the fund belong to a foreigner and the management of the bank will not approve the transfer of the fund without a foreign partner who will stand as the beneficiary of the fund from the deceased.

The total amount involved is 26,000,000.00 USD. [Twenty six million United States Dollar]. We wish to start the first transfer with $6,000,000.00 [Six million] and open successful transaction without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the transfer of the remaining balance to your account. TO PROCEED, I would like you to send me the information of any account of your choice where you will like this fund to be transferred.This transaction is totally free of risk and trouble as the fund is a legitimate fund which does not originate from drug,money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act.

At the conclussion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total sum, 60% will be for me,5% will be for expenses both parties might have incured during the transfer process. I wait for your earliest reply.


Best regards,
MR.ANDREW PADDISSON.
 
Response:

Firstly I doubt the validity of this email; secondly I refuse to give you my social security number or bank account information. Lastly, I suggest that you start reading site FAQ's before you go using mail forms. Our FAQ and mail page clearly state that if you're sending an email that is not of a site nature that if we choose to take you to court, you and your "client" will be responsible for any and all costs.

Now, I suggest you get a life and come up with another scam, btw, a real email would give your supposed claim a little more likeliness of working, I mean if you do after all have 25 million dollars I doubt the $15 for a domain name and $100 for hosting would really effect you much.

Have fun trying to find a moron who's n00bish enough to fall for this.
Sincerely,
Gizmo

P.S. Nice job on the formatting, I'm guessing that you're using a mailform with random generation of names, you may want to however format the names correctly and check it from now on when you copy/paste.

 
 
 
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