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#24616 - 05/03/02 04:33 PM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Curse Enforcement Admin
Curse Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 San Andreas	... Then Neo turns and says "that's not true" to Deffy, then Neo bends back over and lets Crime finish, then Deffy...

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#24621 - 05/03/02 09:57 PM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 unreal Der �belt�ter
unreal Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 KCRQ	..the dark spirit of the goat escaped the body and started brooding in the forests, waiting for the time to strike again..

#24622 - 05/03/02 11:04 PM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Defcon Ass Clown
Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	...as Unreal spreads his *** cheeks in anticipation for some hot goat dick... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#24623 - 05/04/02 01:48 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Le4rner UGN Supporter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562	...When all of the sudden the ghost busters show up and capture the ghost of the goat. Meanwhile... http://promodtecnologies.com/rrfn

#24624 - 05/04/02 03:31 AM Re: once upon a time...
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hKzKnight Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 LAN	Then we the goats sidekick comes to the rescue... THE EVIL COW!!! M0000 M0000 m000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and he has an M79 grenade launcher. AHHHH and then.... m00? -hKzKnight "The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"

#24625 - 05/04/02 05:10 AM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Curse Enforcement Admin
Curse Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 San Andreas	... Then UGN's imaginary friend Curse appears and after being annoyed by constant cow noise decides that it is time for some beef jerky, so then Curse whips out a semi-auto .12 shot gun, and goes up to the cow and tips it over, then Curse runs to the local Quicky-Mart and uses the shot gun to attain some free beef jerky, but then the **** hits the fan as Curse tries to leave and notices...

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#24626 - 05/04/02 07:12 AM Re: once upon a time...
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? UGN Member Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 135	...and all of the sudden the heavens opened and down came ... I KNOW EVERYTHING. ASK ME.

#24627 - 05/04/02 02:55 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Gremelin Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,198 Likes: 11 Portland, OR; USA	...a little moguai... Donate to UGN Security here. UGN Security, Back of the Web, and VNC Web Services Owner

#24628 - 05/05/02 12:51 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	...backed by 187 1337 migdet ninjas... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#24629 - 05/05/02 12:58 AM Re: once upon a time...
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#24630 - 05/05/02 02:00 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Le4rner UGN Supporter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562	...The cow and the ghostbusters but... http://promodtecnologies.com/rrfn

#24631 - 05/05/02 02:38 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	... Ripp Taylor comes in with a bag of confetti and Richard Simmons... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#24632 - 05/05/02 02:52 AM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562 Le4rner UGN Supporter
Le4rner UGN Supporter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562	..showed up talking about his new diet. if he catches you he can have you. So you are bound to run miles and miles. with that he starts chasing... http://promodtecnologies.com/rrfn

#24633 - 05/05/02 03:06 AM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Defcon Ass Clown
Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	... with his big hard on, everyone runs away, except for Digital Phun... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#24634 - 05/05/02 03:29 AM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 506 Crime UGN Super Poster
Crime UGN Super Poster Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 506 Likes: 1 SC, usa	....because DP wanted a fat [censored] in his *** , an he knew that richard would give it to him because....

#24635 - 05/05/02 02:06 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Gremelin Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,198 Likes: 11 Portland, OR; USA	..richard is his daddy.. Donate to UGN Security here. UGN Security, Back of the Web, and VNC Web Services Owner

#24636 - 05/05/02 07:07 PM Re: once upon a time...
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hKzKnight Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 LAN	But the Tae-Bo guy came out to confront Richard Simmons... DUN DUN DUN!!! -hKzKnight "The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"

#24637 - 05/05/02 09:39 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	...and then a million GI Joe figures drove after Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons, guns a blazin... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#24638 - 05/06/02 02:15 AM Re: once upon a time...
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Curse Enforcement Admin
Curse Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 San Andreas	...But then some fitness guru chick and her army of Power Ranger figures appear(many of which are barrowed from Neo and DP), and then they begin to battle but then Crime...

#24639 - 05/06/02 06:51 PM Re: once upon a time...
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hKzKnight Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 LAN	Puked all over them with an acid like vomit, blinding them all and burning their flesh. THEN -hKzKnight "The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"

#24640 - 05/07/02 02:27 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	...out of nowhere a Tank bust through a wall and a group of Paratroopers and Jamaican Protesters with Guns abd Bricks... "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

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