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#24691 - 05/13/02 02:16 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gizmo:
...Tear through hKz's flesh with their teath, then after theive de-maled him crime procieded to...


LOL you mean teeth there giz? lol... Crime brings back hKzKnight and hKzKnight goes screw you guys i;m going home, he leaves to his forum never returning where he can be killed for the 10 th time.


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
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#24692 - 05/13/02 04:52 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Then Curse decides to use his Moderator power and edit all of hKzKnights posts unless he dies and phucking stays dead, and hKzKnight gets killed by...

#24693 - 05/13/02 04:57 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Defcon, as he screams "FuĘk this" and charges his pulse rifle and his Popemoblie and rides off into battle...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24694 - 05/13/02 11:19 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...then deffy's Pope-moblie gets a flat, and deffy has to pull over and change tires, and then, all of a sudden....

#24695 - 05/14/02 01:09 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Crime's ego becomes so big that it explodes, causing a chain reaction within Seph's...

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#24696 - 05/14/02 04:00 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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..pussy, which then collides with Curse's..

#24697 - 05/14/02 04:43 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...wooden, tie dyed, hippy dildo with built in squirt gun to simulate ejactulation...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24698 - 05/15/02 01:06 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Within Defcon's *** (yes he has *** ejeculations), and it turns out the Curse just bought it for Defcon for his birthday, but suddenly...

#24699 - 05/16/02 01:02 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Learner teaches they kids about fake snatches. But then...

#24700 - 05/16/02 06:04 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Bin Laden finally digs himself up from the ruins of his cave and he orders unreal to fly a plane right into hKzKnight. Unreal, still not fully trained to fly an F-16 gets in the jet, and just as he launches off....


I KNOW EVERYTHING. ASK ME.
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#24701 - 05/16/02 06:46 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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He is told he dosen't have too cause hKzKnight is already dead. It is his clone that is running around, but they just killed the clone and destroyed all DNA samples, there is no misstake about it, they are all burned up. So then George Bush stimulates the economy...

#24702 - 05/16/02 04:08 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...by starting another war, this time declaring Canada to be a Terrorist nation and vows to rid North America of any religion except for Christianity...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24703 - 05/20/02 11:20 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Learner says fuck dat and pushes the button. A nuke fals on every charater in this story they all die, even those who died.

Moral of the story.... Learner has the last word

/me runs

#24704 - 05/21/02 02:42 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Hey, pre-maturely ending a story is no better then pre-maturely ejaculating, actually it may be a sign of it, so if your name isn't or shouldn't be Quicky McLoseload then don't end the story so soon, lol

#24705 - 05/21/02 04:40 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Yeah but lets talk about THE STORY EPISODE II:

The next day, Learner goes too touch himself...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24706 - 05/21/02 11:40 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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He reaches in he pants and pulls out his 8 foot schlong. It is masive, ladies come for miles to get a gander. and Learner spends the rest of the story pleasing everyones mom..... <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />

#24707 - 05/21/02 11:43 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...and dad, because learner swings both ways because he is a fag becaus....

#24708 - 05/21/02 11:52 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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in female crotch
Meanwhile jason is out stealing all the ladies with his crazy pussy licking skills

#24709 - 05/21/02 11:55 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...then Jason realizes he's gay so Learner and Jason start having passionate buttsex while Visage helps get Learner off by peeing in his mouth while Learner fists his ass...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24710 - 05/22/02 01:33 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

#24711 - 05/22/02 01:34 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... But then Jello Biafra shows up and...

#24712 - 05/22/02 01:34 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

#24713 - 05/22/02 06:02 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...But then, Jason comes back and marries Boy George, but suddenly...

#24714 - 05/26/02 01:40 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Curse decides he must un-marry them, because jason took his life-long butt-lover away. He races toward Jason with divorce papers and a watergun.
Curse puts the gun to Jason's head telling him to give up his hubby or take the water guy in his ass. Given the ultimatun, Jason decides he never really liked Boy George anyway (all he wanted was money for a new computer)...but just when Jason is about to sign the divorce papers.....


"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

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#24715 - 05/26/02 01:50 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Boy George starts singing why can't we be friends, curse realizes his hidden desires, rips of his, jasons and Boy Georges clothes, grabs Boy George by the shoulders and . . .


"There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the infinite passion of life."
--Fellini
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