#16628 - 12/11/02 07:57 PM
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http://www.mslinux.org/ I know I know, what are they thinking but for only $249.99 it can be yours! But it is well worth it coming with MS's troubleshooting deamon crapd. Just look at what Microsoft has in store for us next: Microsoft Invades Cuba Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers." Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible." MS Linux to have Start Button Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch. MS Linux Faces Competition Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.
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#16629 - 12/11/02 08:54 PM
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Muhahahahaha
Is that one still around? rofl
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#16631 - 12/12/02 06:12 AM
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Yeah Jon, i yesterday read also that ms probably is going to develop software for linux. But this site is one big joke. (check out the articles)
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#16633 - 12/14/02 05:03 PM
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wtf? uh? lol buying linux? rofl please do think or at least do some research before you post. linux is free. Linux is just the kernel and it's owned by Linus Torvalds, so i bet that will never happen. if i were you i'd check out a few sites and start reading. www.kernel.org www.gnu.org
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#16639 - 01/14/03 09:12 PM
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Oh windead you're so funny
1. As sinetific said: the open source community will never sell out to microsoft. If you say something like that, it just means you don't understand anything about it. 2. Microsoft having some "high american connections", who gives a [censored] about thatone. At first, the heart of the linux community hasn't to do [censored] with the us, it's eusopean, so there do their high connections. Microsoft does fear linux *lol*
oh and btw [censored] the us.
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Okay WTF?
by HenryMiring on 09/27/17 08:45 AM
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