Deffy8675: I am a legally registared and ordained priest... don't piss me off
shad0an: haha. no ur not
Deffy8675: dude... yes I am
Deffy8675: Curse, Gizmo and I are seriously ordained priests
Deffy8675: not ****ting you
Deffy8675: this is ****ing real
Deffy8675: gonna sign up
shad0an: thats so ****ing fake
Deffy8675: no its not
shad0an: forgive ur sins online! hah!
shad0an: im gonna write that i ****ed a turtle
Deffy8675: I can legally perform any clergical function
shad0an: "I ****ed a turtle in the *** , then blew it up with dynamite."
shad0an: "Your sins have been forgiven"
Deffy8675: I can perform Baptisims, Weddings, Funerals, everything but Circumsisions
shad0an: eek. circumsisions
shad0an: fine, ur doing my wedding [censored]
Deffy8675: ok, but wouldn't it have to be in Vermont or Hawaii though
Deffy8675: because those are the only states at the moment that allow Homosexual Marrages
shad0an: u ****ing [censored]
shad0an: ill rip ur ****ing eyes out
shad0an: ahh...i gotta go do homework