When you need help, to get ahold of me, its quite simple:
1. Fill out the Contact Form
which a URL to it can be found at the bottom of ANY Bulletin Board page.
2. Email me at Gizmo[at]undergroundnews[dot]com
3. Post on the Bulletin Board (I'll see it someday).
4. Get on the IRC Chat
. Please note that I am not there 24/7, give me some time, dont get on, ask a question and leave 5 minutes later if I'm not there.
5. Message me on MrPhreaks on AIM, I wont always respond, but I'll always read what you have to say.
There, 5 ways to contact me, not that hard, since everyone is stating it is impossible. Your best bet is to Email me.