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#21551 - 12/12/02 01:31 PM The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 ninjaneo UGN Security Staff
ninjaneo UGN Security Staff Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 CA, USA	Weeve0wns: how did you microwave a pillow?=) Nuttnin: rofl Nuttnin: heh Nuttnin: I was grogy on nyquil Nuttnin: lol Weeve0wns: little? Nuttnin: and Weeve0wns: LOL Nuttnin: I started reading the pilow tag Nuttnin: it was all "for fluffiness" tumble dry for 5 minutes Weeve0wns: LMAO Nuttnin: and I thought that the they ment the microwave Nuttnin: rofl Nuttnin: so I jammed that fucker in their Weeve0wns: bet you were like 5 minutes fuck that.....try 30 seconds lol Nuttnin: (polyester pillow btw) Nuttnin: and in like 15 seconds Nuttnin: BOOOM Nuttnin: lol Weeve0wns: ROFL Nuttnin: the fucking thing had turn to like liquid and was on fire Nuttnin: lol Weeve0wns: lol Nuttnin: so I janked the door open Nuttnin: and put it on the sounter Nuttnin: (bad mistake) Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: because it was so fucking hot Weeve0wns: lol Nuttnin: I couldnt carry it to the sink Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: so then Weeve0wns: ROFL Nuttnin: my dad walks in the room Nuttnin: and he was all "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: the wall was like on fire and shit Nuttnin: hahaha Weeve0wns: dood....post that on UGN Nuttnin: then we threw the pillow outside Nuttnin: lol... Weeve0wns: say Neo and weeve's pillow talk lol Nuttnin: (all cement and shit so that was safe) Nuttnin: lol k Nuttnin: then we looked at the counter Weeve0wns: omg use a shovel? Nuttnin: and it was like melted Nuttnin: rofl Nuttnin: no it had stopped burning Nuttnin: lol Weeve0wns: a spork works in most conditions but DAYum lol Nuttnin: yah heh.. Nuttnin: it was one of those beach house get-aways Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: the cleaning lady walked in the next da Nuttnin: y Weeve0wns: lol Nuttnin: and shit she didnt even notice the god damn burns Nuttnin: until Nuttnin: she opened the microwave Nuttnin: rofl Weeve0wns: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Nuttnin: the god damn disc that spins on the ground Nuttnin: was like litterally fucking stuck Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: because it had turned to liquid Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: and then hardened Nuttnin: (it was glass) Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: the damage easily racked up like 173 bucks Nuttnin: heh Weeve0wns: nm name that don't tumble dry a pillow in the microwave for 15seconds use the dryer Nuttnin: :-X Nuttnin: lol... Fucking nyquil Nuttnin: lol Weeve0wns: was your dad pissed? Nuttnin: lol hell ya Nuttnin: he fuckin made me take a walk with him down to the cliff Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: i thought he was gonna toss me over Nuttnin: :-X Nuttnin: lol but then to get him off my back Weeve0wns: ROFL Nuttnin: i was all... "Let me handle this one dad, I can take the responsibility" Nuttnin: rofl Nuttnin: so thats how i took care of the pillow incident Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: stole 173 bucks from terry and boom Nuttnin: lol Nuttnin: fixed Weeve0wns: yea lol....better then a cliff dive ROFL Nuttnin: lol yah' Weeve0wns: lol better name it topic The Pillow Incident

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#21561 - 01/05/03 03:02 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 599 BackSlash UGN's Resident Homo
BackSlash UGN's Resident Homo Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 599 TN	even on nyquil, i don't understand how someone could do something so stupid. "It's better to burn out, than to fade away."

#21562 - 01/05/03 03:23 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 unreal Der �belt�ter
unreal Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 KCRQ	You obviously don't know Neo too well then, do you?

#21563 - 01/05/03 04:08 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Defcon Ass Clown
Defcon Ass Clown Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 508 or 207	Yeah makes me wonder if maybe... just maybe Imperial is smarter then Neo... scary huh "Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

#21564 - 01/05/03 07:59 PM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 $500,000 Bentley Member
$500,000 Bentley Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 SXM	i thought it was hilarious.... If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room

#21565 - 01/05/03 08:11 PM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 unreal Der �belt�ter
unreal Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 KCRQ	You would.

#21566 - 01/05/03 08:24 PM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 fleshwound Member
fleshwound Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 CO	uh.. nyquil doesn't fuck someone up to the point where they would think putting a pillow in a microwave is a good idea. all it does is make you fall asleep. i've seen the effects when someone downs a bottle or two of nyquil. believe me, they were still smart enough to not go microwaving things that shouldn't be mircrowaved. all he did was sleep.... for a long time. yep. so, being messed up on nyquil is no excuse. but that's just my opinion. "when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"

#21567 - 01/05/03 09:59 PM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 730 Moffesto UGN Supporter
Moffesto UGN Supporter Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 730 Kuntucky	yeah, if you OD on tylonol 3 or something i would think other wise. thats one of the most fucked up things ive ever heard, microwaving a pillow, lmfao. I think i just shat myself. 2 people can keep a secret as long as one is dead

#21568 - 01/06/03 04:27 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 ninjaneo UGN Security Staff
ninjaneo UGN Security Staff Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 CA, USA	/e shurgs.. what the hell can I say? I did it :x btw this is the fucking awsomest thing ive ever seen ( )

#21569 - 01/06/03 07:24 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Curse Enforcement Admin
Curse Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 San Andreas	I don't doubt that Neo microwaving that pillow is a result of him drinking too much Nyquil, because I've seen people on DXM do some pretty stupid shit...

#21570 - 01/07/03 05:46 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 fleshwound Member
fleshwound Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 CO	haha.. i hear that one curse. i've seen some very fucked up shit done by people on DXM. oh.. it also turned every one of them into a total fucking asshole.. except for marty. he stayed cool the whole time. tony went crazy and claimed to be god. oh, he also became a homo. andy took his computer out to the train tracks and smashed it because it was telling him to do things. and aaron got really huge pupils and thought he was in love with me. jonathon just turned into a fucking dick. and on the 6 mile walk, logan licked a dead fox. yep... dxm made everyone i know that did it, utterly stupid. again, except for marty. "when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"

#21571 - 01/08/03 10:48 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Curse Enforcement Admin
Curse Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 San Andreas	I saw fast moving trains appear to be moving as if they were going five miles per hour...

#21572 - 01/09/03 12:41 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 $500,000 Bentley Member
$500,000 Bentley Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 SXM	what exactly is DXM? If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room

#21573 - 01/09/03 04:46 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 fleshwound Member
fleshwound Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 CO	dextromethorphan. it's in stuff like cough medicine. i believe it's a dissociative. similar to ketamine and pcp. it's legal and it's cheap. "when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"

#21574 - 01/09/03 08:21 PM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 $500,000 Bentley Member
$500,000 Bentley Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 SXM	legal and it fucks you up like that?hhmmmmmm If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room

#21575 - 01/10/03 12:22 AM Re: The Pillow Incident
Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 unreal Der �belt�ter
unreal Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 KCRQ	Don't go running out to the store just yet. Excessive doses of DXM are known to cause brain injury, much like illegal drugs.