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#22785 - 10/18/04 03:37 AM Themesong
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In your dad's bed...
What's yours? I haven't found a completely accurate one yet, but this is the closest I've heard so far. Post the lyrics of a song that semi-accurately describes you/your life.


Don't Let Me Get Me -Pink

Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean

Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else


boys lie.

<sintax>
No we do not!!!!
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#22786 - 10/18/04 06:06 AM Re: Themesong
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I've always been partial to "I've got Hoes" lol...


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#22787 - 10/20/04 07:04 PM Re: Themesong
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In your dad's bed...
You're supposed to post the lyrics, chingweed. Now I had to go look them up, and you know I'm lazy. :p


I've got hoes-Ludacris

I've got hoes (I've got hoes)
In different area codes (area) area codes (codes)
Hoes (hoes...hoes) in different area codes (area) area
codes (codes)

[Ludacris]
Now you thought I was just 7-7-0, and 4-0-4?
I'm worldwide,GET act like ya'll know
It's the abominable-hoe man
Glob-trot international postman
Neighbor-dick dope man
7-1-8's, 2-0-2's I send small cities and states
IOU's, 9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5, I'll jump off
the G4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Till I close the door and I'm jumpin your bones,
3-1-2's, 3-1-3's (oh), 2-1-5's, 8-0 tree's (oh)
Read your horoscope and eat some horderves
Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve, 7-5-7,
4-1-0's, my cell phone just overloads

Chorus

[Ludacris]
Now everyday is a hoe-ly day, so stop the violence
and put the 4-4 away, skeet shoot a hoe today, 5-0-4,
9-7-2's 7-1 tree, watcha gunna do? You checkin' out the
scene, I'm checkin' a hot tonite with perpendicular,
vehicular homicide 3-1-4, 2-0-1 (hey)
Too much green, too much fun
I bang cock in Bangkok, can't stop, I turn and hit
the same spot, think not, I'm the thriller in Manilla
in Hong Kong, Pimp 'em like Boshop, Magic, Don Juan
Man after a Henny and a coke and a smile, I just pick
up the muthafuckin phone and dial, I got my condums
in a big ass sack, I'm slangin this dick like a New Jack
(biatch)

[Nate Dogg]
Is it cuz they like my gangsta walk? (gangsta walk)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta talk? (gangsta talk...ohh)
Is it cuz they like my handsome face? (handsome face)
Is it cuz they like my gangsta ways? (gangsta ways...ohh)
Whatever it is, they love it, and they just won't let me be
I handles my biz, don't rush me (area) just relax and let
me be
free (codes)
Whenever I call (I call), come runnin' 2-1-2 or 2-1-3, you
know
that I ball (I ball), stop frontin' ot I'll call my
substitute freak (hoes)

Chorus

[Ludacris]
Uh, 9-1-6, 4-1-5, 7-0-4, Shout out to the 2-0-6, Everbody
in the 8-0-8
Ha-ah, 2-1-6, 7-0-2, 4-1-4, 3-1-7, 2-1-4's and the 2-1-8's,
3-3-4, 2-0-5, I
see ya, Uh-uh, 3-1-8, 6-0-1's, 2-0 tree, 8-0-4, 4-0-2,
3-0-1, 9-0-4, 4-0-7,
8-5-0, 7-0-8, 5-0-2, Hoes in different area codes, know
that Southern
Hoes-pitality, Northern Exhoes-ure, Ha-ha, hoe ridin' on
the West Coast
Ya understand what I'm sayin? Uh-uh, hoe-cus pocus, you the
dopest
Uh, hoes to the right, hoes to the left, five hoes this time
WHOO!!!! HOE-NO!!! (**laughin**)
The hip-hop hoeoller-coaster, that's what we on right now
Ha-ha, no need to get all hoes-tile
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
WHOO!!!! Def Jam Southern Baby, Distubing the peace
Dazaphy-zy, Uncle face, Ludacris, uh, hoes....(**whistlin**)
I'm sweatin like a muthaf.....


a very....interesting...themesong might I add lol


boys lie.

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No we do not!!!!
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#22788 - 10/21/04 05:10 AM Re: Themesong
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Thank yah


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#22789 - 10/21/04 05:55 AM Re: Themesong
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The Beach
I'm Going Slightly Mad - Queen

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Oh dear

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad

And there you have it


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
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