So, after having an extremely eventful last week or so, and getting ALL kinds of bad news, I decide it's time to prepare for christmas.
As, most if not all of you know I have two kids. a girl, 3, a boy, 2.
Today I decide to finish wrapping presents and assemble the dora kitchen and the geo trax set. (the "big items" for each kid)
pop open the dora talking kitchen box, start putting it together when I notice FOUR of the pieces are cracked.
It's three [censored] days before christmas and this is the "hot item" of the year.
I chased all over hell and half of China for this God damn dora [censored] talking kitchen (yes I'm one of THOSE moms) and ended up getting it off of amazon because no one in this hobunk town or within 2 hrs driving distance of this hobunk town had one! Now the God damn thing is broken, and it's too late to return it to get a new one. Well that was $100 spent for a BROKEN item, damnit! So, I go hunting for the super glue, and of course I can't find any. Nail glue? nope, none of that either. God damn, I'll just have to come back to this.
Soooo...I drag out the geo trax set only to discover it apparently is a return item because all the [censored] is open and I'm guessing half of it is missing. Sooooo...now I get to go brave Walmart 3 [censored] days before christmas, and fight with them about giving me a new geo trax set...which they will be opening before I leave the store to ensure that it is not used, and try to find super glue...and God only knows where that is because since this hobunk town is in fact a hobunk town they are just now getting aorund to having a super walmart, so they are "remodeling" and have everything all [censored] up and the aisles so tight you can't even get a cart down them.
Like the title says, somedays I just don't want to be me. *heavy sigh*