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#24024 - 07/10/02 05:11 AM Educational "shit"
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Well I know another useless fact that you don't really want to know... its for "shits and giggles" sakes .

Your excretion or "shit" is supposed to float, if it sinks to the bottom of your bowl and doesn't come up then you may have a fiber deficiency or you could just need more fiber in your diet...

Oh yeh, review time:

floating shit = good
sinking shit = bad

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#24025 - 07/10/02 06:57 AM Re: Educational "shit"
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Ummm this has nothign to do with that,and im sure a lot of you have seen this, but if not here we go.. lol

Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them.

Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so hard to get it out you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln-Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into smaller pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

All Nighter Poopie: The kind of poopie you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie: Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out that you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie: (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out so fast and hard your butt-cheeks get splashed with water.

Boomerang Poopie: The kind that you flush down the toilet but then one or two poopies come back.

Soupie Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Hydrochloric Poopie: It smells so bad it burns your nose hairs.

Upper Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie: You aren't even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but Surprise -- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie: The poopie that refuses to drop into the toilet even though you're done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a small shake or bounce will cut it loose.

Dont lie! you know youve had some of these!


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#24026 - 07/10/02 07:35 AM Re: Educational "shit"
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yeah i saw that, I got it in a chain letter so it pisses me off. errrgh!

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#24027 - 07/10/02 07:39 AM Re: Educational "shit"
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oh haha, no i saw that on a site, but everywhere I find it, they seem to add another form of poopie to it :\


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