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#24566 - 03/18/02 08:07 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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that popped one of his breast implants and

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#24567 - 03/27/02 02:04 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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choked jesus to death...

The use of "hacker" to mean "security breaker" is a confusion on the part of the mass media. We hackers refuse to recognize that meaning, and continue using the word to mean, "Someone who loves to program and enjoys being clever about it."
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#24568 - 03/28/02 11:43 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Before he could jump on the carpenters ...
#24569 - 03/28/02 11:49 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...and she poped the baloon and landed in a generals lap...

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#24570 - 03/29/02 12:13 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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that was filled with sperm

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#24571 - 04/27/02 06:36 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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That Gizmo liked to


...Im sorry I started this lmfao...
#24572 - 04/27/02 06:48 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...stick in neos *** ...

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#24573 - 04/28/02 06:00 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...with a Crimping Tool and a bag of tacks...

"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
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#24574 - 04/28/02 12:03 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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.. and beat him with a timberjack axe ..

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#24575 - 04/28/02 04:48 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Is it just me or is this some kind of sick perverted parody of ICP'S dark carnival record?
Because that monkey bananna but thing reminded me of one of their songs called FEARLESS.....some thing about......
I'll stand on a stone and let you trim my toenails with an axe....I'll punch a gorilla and try to run with a bananna hanging out my @55....



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#24576 - 04/28/02 05:22 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Hey ! shh...

Anyway...

..along with a giant banana dildo..
#24577 - 04/28/02 06:39 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...that he could wield like a broadsword...

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#24578 - 04/29/02 01:16 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...and stuck it in random scene whores...

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#24579 - 04/30/02 12:52 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Then Bill Gates went crazy and starting to throw golf balls at people...

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#24580 - 04/30/02 03:30 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...while eating sponge cake on rye toast...

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#24581 - 04/30/02 06:52 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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..which had mayo and dijon mustard..
#24582 - 04/30/02 02:25 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...which was 2 years old and gave Bill a bad case of Diarrhea and...

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#24583 - 04/30/02 03:13 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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automatically hacked root on every PC he came upon thanks to his root-stealing-lamas...
#24584 - 04/30/02 05:50 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...And then he took off his mask and revieled his true identity...
#24585 - 04/30/02 06:50 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...after his upper lip fell off his mask when he was giving head to all the supreme justices....

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#24586 - 04/30/02 08:32 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... but he choked to death on thick sperm from an unwashed dick...

"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
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#24587 - 04/30/02 08:58 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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clinicaly he was dead for 4 minutes. When he woke up he was unalert and holding the muffin in a circle jerk.

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#24588 - 05/01/02 12:38 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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But his charts on the hospital bed were accidently switched with those of a patient that was going to have a sexchange and...

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#24589 - 05/01/02 02:21 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Then Dr. Nick comes in.. Hi kids.. I'm doctor neeeeick. Then Bill Gates wakes up to fine out he is a LLAMA! MAAAAAAA a walking talking llama!!!

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#24590 - 05/01/02 03:31 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Then Dr. Nick jams his penis into Billy Goats *** ...

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