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#24591 - 05/01/02 08:18 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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.... but then the war started and everyone, even the goat, was drafted...


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#24592 - 05/01/02 09:53 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...by the devoted men and women fighting the huge, hairy penguin menace on mars...but then Batman said....

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"By the way, can you hear the past? Can you see the past? Right now? Can you
hear the future? See it? It's just not there. Well, you might say, 'there's a place
for me someday ever so far away. A god to glorify, a chance to live again, and
someday we'll all be free.' Well…all that's bull****. Only suckers hope for the
future. The only time is right now."
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#24593 - 05/01/02 10:04 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...These tights are riding up on me. Starting to get a rash...

#24594 - 05/01/02 10:52 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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..and Catwoman just sex0red me..

#24595 - 05/02/02 01:43 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...So now my nuts are sticking to my legs but she was...

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#24596 - 05/02/02 02:19 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...whipping out a huge black penis and ****ing Unreal in the *** ...


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- Jello Biafra
#24597 - 05/02/02 02:49 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Then Unreal screams estastically as he reaches orgasm from the big black dick, and then Gizmo says...

#24598 - 05/02/02 02:49 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... stop yelling you stupid slunt ...
... but unreal kept yelling gizzy, so a little moguai drove in ridin his hacker hummer ...


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#24599 - 05/02/02 02:52 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Then the UPIN lackey's step in and snap the dix in half only to find that...

#24600 - 05/02/02 02:56 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Neo is really Fyvush Finkle from the show Boston Public, and he lied about him really being a 87 year old ***ish man... oh wait, he wasn't lying, then someone...

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#24601 - 05/02/02 03:00 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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shot curse in the head and noticed that the black dick was really a

#24602 - 05/02/02 03:06 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... a piece of Neo's Dads' Beef Jerkey...


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- Jello Biafra
#24603 - 05/02/02 03:09 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... that he makes by sitting on a bag of his cum for a week...

#24604 - 05/02/02 03:12 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... and repeatedly sucking it in and pushing it out if his *** untill it becomes hardened Jerky and coated in **** to make it teryaki...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
#24605 - 05/03/02 12:12 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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BUT NO ONE FIGURED THE GOAT WAS BEHIND IT ALL!!! MWAHAHA! *the goat pulls out an m249 Para SAW, glasting away as he falls on his hind legs* *baaaaa*


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#24606 - 05/03/02 12:38 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Till someone threw a gernade and blew up the **** goat, Learner could be heard laughing till...

#24607 - 05/03/02 01:28 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Someone pointed out that Learner's fly is down...

#24608 - 05/03/02 01:40 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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....but only curse noticed that Learner's fly is down, because he was stareing at learners cock the whole time....

#24609 - 05/03/02 01:42 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...But then it turns out Curse never existed and he is just a figment of all UGN member's and Police official's imaginations and that Crime was really staring because he created 'Curse' in his mind just like that dude in Fight Club did...

#24610 - 05/03/02 01:44 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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THE END !

#24611 - 05/03/02 02:09 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...or so we think, because Crime takes it up the butt...


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- Jello Biafra
#24612 - 05/03/02 02:14 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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with Neo's dads bad of hardend cum (aka Jerky)

#24613 - 05/03/02 02:17 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...like a piston while he flosses his teeth with anal hair...


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- Jello Biafra
#24614 - 05/03/02 04:17 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... That he had shaved off of Robin Wiilliams' *** and decided to eat, then he somehow tries to blame it on Curse, but then everyone laughs at him because Curse never existed anyplace but Crime's own mind...

#24615 - 05/03/02 04:22 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...because Crime's head is smeared with **** after realizing you can't eat out a guy...


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
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