This is a note! wait yes no wait yes BEHIND YOU, then outa nowere grifter jumps behind him and chops off his ears then grifter pulls a large

... Then Curse begins to think that Grifter is a crack head, so Curse grabs his crack head beating pipe(which in reallity is just a lead pipe he stole from a construction site) and he whaps the [censored] out of Grifter until he swears he'll never do crack again, then Curse finishes him off, puts him in a bag, and throws him in a river, then...

then amazingly curse finds out it wasnt grifter at all but was skippy he was beating....and when curse turns around grifter chops off both his arms with a......

With a Regeneration Sword, so Curse's limbs grow back almost instantly, then Curse whaps the real Grifter and puts him in a large trash bag then dumps him in a river near where Skippy was dumped, then Curse has a horse head with a "I'm sorry I had your daughter killed" Card From Hallmark's Mafia series sent to Skippy's parents...

of course, both grifter and curse have no idea how sad Skippy's parents and friends are. But, they also don't know that it wasn't really Skippy they killed, but curses's girl friend trying to be like her. So now, the only girl? that would date curse has been killed, and Skippy goes back home to tell her family and friends that she is okay, and both Curse and Grifter are dumbasses. Skippy takes the Mafia Halmark card and shoves it up.....

shoves it up where?

shoves it up her own [censored] cause she likes it like that, then skippys mom walks in and.......

...Screams but not out of disgust, she screamed with a sexual type moan, and joined in with Skippy, but then Unreal...

realises that Grifter is a dumbass because he knows (from personal experience ) that you can't possibly get pleasure from shoving a greeting card up your [censored]./me shakes head
and the entire UGN community realises that grifter is on some serious crack, but they all lurve him anyway. but, there is just one problem...

everyone later found out that the now turd covered Greeting card was accidently mailed to...

...blackbeard with lubbens...

wow this has been goin on for 10 threads or whatever 230 somthin replies i think this is a record..

Cyrez gets put in shackles and gets his [censored] kicked (or licked in Deffy's case ) by everyone at UGN for interrupting the thread. Gizmo gets a little too excited about the spankings, so....

... he pulls out his AK47 and shoves it up cyrez's [censored], but just before he could squeeze the trigger...

he realises there is no ammo for the gun... hell, it's fake anyway. He got it at Chuckie Cheese for 380 tickets. Cyrez thanks the god in which he believes, but he really probably shouldn't just yet, because.....

...Gizmo pulls out his glock and pulls the trigger, he caps the little jew in the head and skippy...

thinks "damn.. german gun, jewish victim" , but /me only thinks for a second about it before walking away, absentmindedly. But, of course, Gizmo's aim was a little off and Cyrez is still alive, so he...

He screams at all of UGN to go to 15 pages on this post

... Then Curse grabs his Luger and shouts "ack, Mein Fuhrer" and leads Skippy, and all those story interupting people onto a train car and ships them to Israel via train(it's a magical train), then Seph meets his real dad, Rabbi Griffman(as mentioned on the first page), and then...