.... but then the war started and everyone, even the goat, was drafted...

...by the devoted men and women fighting the huge, hairy penguin menace on mars...but then Batman said....

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"By the way, can you hear the past? Can you see the past? Right now? Can you
hear the future? See it? It's just not there. Well, you might say, 'there's a place
for me someday ever so far away. A god to glorify, a chance to live again, and
someday we'll all be free.' Well…all that's bull****. Only suckers hope for the
future. The only time is right now."
--Alan Watts

...These tights are riding up on me. Starting to get a rash...

..and Catwoman just sex0red me..

...So now my nuts are sticking to my legs but she was...

...whipping out a huge black [censored] and ****ing Unreal in the *** ...

... Then Unreal screams estastically as he reaches orgasm from the big black dick, and then Gizmo says...

... stop yelling you stupid slunt ...
... but unreal kept yelling gizzy, so a little moguai drove in ridin his hacker hummer ...

Then the UPIN lackey's step in and snap the dix in half only to find that...

...Neo is really Fyvush Finkle from the show Boston Public, and he lied about him really being a 87 year old ***ish man... oh wait, he wasn't lying, then someone...

shot curse in the head and noticed that the black dick was really a

... a piece of Neo's Dads' Beef Jerkey...

... that he makes by sitting on a bag of his cum for a week...

... and repeatedly sucking it in and pushing it out if his *** untill it becomes hardened Jerky and coated in **** to make it teryaki...

BUT NO ONE FIGURED THE GOAT WAS BEHIND IT ALL!!! MWAHAHA! *the goat pulls out an m249 Para SAW, glasting away as he falls on his hind legs* *baaaaa*

...Till someone threw a gernade and blew up the **** goat, Learner could be heard laughing till...

... Someone pointed out that Learner's fly is down...

....but only curse noticed that Learner's fly is down, because he was stareing at learners [censored] the whole time....

...But then it turns out Curse never existed and he is just a figment of all UGN member's and Police official's imaginations and that Crime was really staring because he created 'Curse' in his mind just like that dude in Fight Club did...

THE END !

...or so we think, because Crime takes it up the butt...

with Neo's dads bad of hardend cum (aka Jerky)

...like a piston while he flosses his teeth with anal hair...

... That he had shaved off of Robin Wiilliams' *** and decided to eat, then he somehow tries to blame it on Curse, but then everyone laughs at him because Curse never existed anyplace but Crime's own mind...

...because Crime's head is smeared with **** after realizing you can't eat out a guy...