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#24641 - 05/07/02 04:31 AM Re: once upon a time...
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....with bricks of hash and weed, then we all got blazed, until neo, with his gayness, bugged us all out with a....

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#24642 - 05/07/02 04:33 AM Re: once upon a time...
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....gay song and dance number, but then seph said....

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#24643 - 05/07/02 02:58 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...stop or i'll make dp DoS j00!...


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#24644 - 05/07/02 03:31 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...so we grabbed a rock and a stick and beat Seph with our Denial of Life Attack...


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#24645 - 05/07/02 04:11 PM Re: once upon a time...
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....then seph cried out for help, and neo came running, so caved in his skull with a rock too, and then.....

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#24646 - 05/07/02 04:20 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...everyone shot a load in neo's skull...


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#24647 - 05/07/02 04:21 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...so we had to squeegee the floor so no one slipped on the...


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#24648 - 05/07/02 06:01 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... On the bloody-cum goo, then DP smelled the mixture of male reproductive juices and got a hard on and came running but then he slipped on...

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#24649 - 05/07/02 06:06 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...a pile of **** and blood caused by an anal bead party gone horribly wrong...


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#24650 - 05/07/02 06:16 PM Re: once upon a time...
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AND THEN THE RIOT POLICE CAME WITH SHIELDS, NIGHT STICKS, CS GAS, AND RUBBER BULLETS!!! THEN!!!! LOL


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#24651 - 05/07/02 06:38 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... Curse(TM) UGN Security's imaginary friend whips out his Lil' Bastard Anti-Riot Police Kit, but then he drops it and everything falls into a sewage treatment containment unit, but then an unknown UGN Security member jumps in to save it and ingests human fecal matter and lots of nasty ****, and it turns out that unknown UGN Security member is...

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#24652 - 05/07/02 06:41 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...our fearless leader Gizmo, taking a shot or two for the team...


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#24653 - 05/07/02 07:10 PM Re: once upon a time...
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.. ::gets hit by rubber bullets:: OW **** THOSE HURT, SON OF A BITCH ::grabs AK47:: DIE BITCH! ::spots car:: and out comes...


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#24654 - 05/07/02 07:28 PM Re: once upon a time...

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...bob dole...

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#24655 - 05/07/02 07:59 PM Re: once upon a time...
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AND THEN! The infamous man of randomness "hKzKnight" comes out of no where and says... THE COW REALLY DID JUMP OVER THE MOON!!! Then he dissappears and everyone stands there for 2 mins stunned asking WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? THEN back to the fighting.


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#24656 - 05/07/02 09:40 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Deffy shakes his head then shoots hKzKnight in the face and makes sure he's dead...


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#24657 - 05/07/02 11:35 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Learner verifies, yup no pulse, that is one dead lamer. Learner shakes Defcons hand. Defcon then...

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#24658 - 05/08/02 03:37 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...Gizmo gives Deffy Co-Adminship, the Congressional Medal of Honor, a Million Dollars and a Cruiseship full of fine whores, and Deffy sails away, and is out of the story...


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#24659 - 05/08/02 04:14 AM Re: once upon a time...
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..then neo jumps on deffys yaght and caps him in the head with the ninja quickness and then...


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#24660 - 05/08/02 12:07 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...then to neo's horror he finds that that was not Deffy but a Deffy-Robot that turns around and cuts off neo's head with a Katana...


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#24661 - 05/08/02 02:54 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...which was actually a light-saber OBI-wan had left over all st00ned of his face last night when dropping by to see if...

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#24662 - 05/08/02 05:19 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...tosee if deffy had any spare condoms and a cup of sugar so that...


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#24663 - 05/08/02 06:54 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Yet hKzKnight comes back and runs around saying haha you thought I was dead, then runs off a cliff because wasn't looking then died. The pengiuns then carried their fellow comrade away.


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#24664 - 05/08/02 07:07 PM Re: once upon a time...
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... But it turns out those Penguines weren't really the aquatic birds we thought they were, but they were really Sephy's family members, three feet tall and round, and then mysteriously Crime...

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#24665 - 05/08/02 07:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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....doesnt reply....

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