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#24741 - 06/01/02 05:20 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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#24742 - 06/01/02 05:29 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...dwarf testes...


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#24743 - 06/02/02 12:14 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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and slaps them on learner's head. This, learner thought, was kinda sekzy, so he.....


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#24744 - 06/03/02 12:27 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...sex0red a tub of cottage cheese...


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#24745 - 06/03/02 10:57 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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The cottage cheese was old (as if old milk could any worse). The smell made him sick, so he puked all over Deffy (and oh all the disgusting things learner had eaten). /me points and laughs, but feels bad for deffy, so....


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#24746 - 06/04/02 05:13 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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she goes to clean up... but then Deffy ambushes her with 1000 angry hardline Chaos Kids and starts hitting Skippy with a bat, then...


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#24747 - 06/04/02 11:25 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Learner bitch slaps skippy with his dick. Wake up you were dreaming he says. Learner then listens to what skippy was dreaming about and tells her she is sick. But then...

#24748 - 06/05/02 01:32 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Curse decides to check this post and noticed that unreal got him re-involved, so Curse packs his ice pick in his bandana and puts it on a stick and begins to hop some trians to unreal's house so he can do away with him, but then Deffy says...

#24749 - 06/05/02 02:08 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...well, at least curse was trying to figure out what deffy was saying, until skippy decided to kick his ass for no apparent reason, except that she could because she is super ****ing tough. Then she beat the living tar out of learner (you smack me with it again and i'll have neo do dirty things to you that do not involve those cucumbers you are so fond of.) Learner runs and hides from skippy's threats, which seem to be very real. Everyone on the board realizes that he is a pussy, so they...


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#24750 - 06/07/02 02:53 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Go and talk to him cause they are his freinds. Gizzy asks Learner why the fuck he ran from a girl. Learner says your right. Gose back bitch slaps skippy with his dick again and laughs. Skippy runs off crying. [Joker]

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#24751 - 06/07/02 03:34 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...But then while Learner is sitting in his house drinking beer, he hears a knock on the door, and a man in a tie hands him an envelope and says "*Learner's Real Name*, consider yourself served' and he opens the envelope to find a surpena because Skippy is sueing him for back child support payments, then UGN finds out that Learner and Skippy were once married and have twelve half-African/half-Hatian kids, but then unreal gets a knock and on his door and...

#24752 - 06/07/02 03:36 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...curse kicks him in the nads...


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#24753 - 06/08/02 01:17 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Learner realises he is found out, Still says I anit payin for those bastards. She better go find the dad. <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/pissed.gif" />

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#24754 - 06/08/02 12:36 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Skippy decides that learner is not the father, and would never sleep with him. They actually got married while Skippy was drunk in a Las Vegas chapel. *Learner wishes that he could have a girl like her....
Then, Skippy puts all the little kiddies to work on a farm and makes more than enough money to cover the measly money that learner wouldn't have made anyhow.( [Angel] <----- I wouldn't ever really do that...) Then, learner....


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#24755 - 06/09/02 01:58 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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blows his brains out and is out of the story. After learner went splat....

#24756 - 06/09/02 10:34 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Curse handed Seph a mop and told him to clean Le4rner off the board because this isn't the Anarchy forum so dead bodies don't look right and are bad for business, then...

#24757 - 06/09/02 10:45 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Seph says "Me? Clean? BAH!!!!"
and hands the mop to phun, because thats his part in his family mob.. the janitor...

#24758 - 06/12/02 12:06 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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skippy feels bad for phun, so she takes out some of her child slave labor money and pays someone to clean it for him. Skippy........


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#24759 - 06/13/02 02:33 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...then finds out that Dp is just a homeless guy that was born to clean, so she finnaly regrets what she had done. So she takes back all the labor money and puts DP back to work...

Meanwhile, back at Crimes house, the box.....

#24760 - 06/13/02 03:14 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Arrives, and to Crime's astonishment Curse is not inside, but really there is...

#24761 - 06/13/02 07:17 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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#24762 - 06/13/02 10:20 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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HOOAH!!! Lez go 15, *me runs away*


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#24763 - 06/16/02 12:12 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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/Me smiles... 15, eh?

But, anyway....... there once was a monkey... (I'm starting this over, lets make it even better)


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#24764 - 06/16/02 01:14 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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Who is this?
who had 3 nipples.....


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#24765 - 06/16/02 06:49 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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But then Crime arives home and finds the note.
after reading the message, he crumbles the paper up and says to gizmo.....

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