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#24666 - 05/08/02 07:56 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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then the skies opened... It started to rain cats and dogs... w00f w00f me0w baaaa... where the hell dat come from? Then...


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
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#24667 - 05/08/02 10:28 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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..a stray bullet tears into hKzKnight..

die.

#24668 - 05/09/02 12:31 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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HEY, I thought I was dead (2x) what the hell is this... That's it I'm leaving... hKzKnight gets held hostage from a crew of Polar Bears because of his connection with the nix penguins... Then it rained fishes and hamsters.


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
#24669 - 05/10/02 04:06 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Then ...

#24670 - 05/10/02 10:04 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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aaaawww....**** man....i'm outta breath....

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#24671 - 05/10/02 03:40 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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..unreal creates a jeet task force and infiltrates the polar bear compound in search of hKzKnight. Upon finding hKzKnight huddled in a corner of the jail cell, the task force proceeds to..

#24672 - 05/10/02 04:41 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Remove hKzKnight's training bra and female clothing and beat him for dressing like the chick he thinks he is, but then unreal says...

#24673 - 05/10/02 04:45 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...**** your *** looks tight :)! Then he procieded to...


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#24674 - 05/10/02 04:48 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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..bust out a Glock 21 and put a hole in hKzKnight's head.. die.

#24675 - 05/10/02 04:52 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Then /me gathers up a lynch mod of UGN members and we take hKzKnight's body and crusify him, but suddenly...

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#24676 - 05/10/02 07:14 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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hKzKnight is back to life and everyone is like what the **** is with this guy? Why can't he die. Yet the truth be told, hKzKnight was never a real person, yet a hologram made by UGN for no real reason just to make up for lost times of watching a really weird nut case go around the forums. Then suddenly Gizmo turns on the tv to found out...


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
#24677 - 05/11/02 12:11 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...that the football game is on, so he sat down and watched contently with a beer and chips...


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#24678 - 05/11/02 02:50 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...then he terminated hKzKnight's program out of boredom, and replaces his life with a very small shell script. But just as Gizmo hits enter...


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#24679 - 05/11/02 02:51 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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..unreal has 0wned Gizzy's boxen, pulling a 'shutdown -r now' just as Gizzy starts the script..

#24680 - 05/11/02 02:52 AM Re: once upon a time...  

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then the world implodes and they all die, k?

#24681 - 05/11/02 02:53 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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...he realized that the tiniest shell script would be too big to fill the gap of hKzKnight's former "life"...


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#24682 - 05/11/02 04:41 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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Quote:
Originally posted by QueerMushroom:
then the world implodes and they all die, k?


How do we do it, no one can die here **** it! I would like to have you know my storage is 1982344kb! (hkzknight notices people are laughing at his storage)


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
#24683 - 05/11/02 06:29 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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and after all this bull**** the nice people at UGN realize that this has gone too far...but suddenly....


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#24684 - 05/11/02 04:37 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...UGN will self destruct in t minux 5 minutes and counting...


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#24685 - 05/11/02 04:55 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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What Gizzy failed to mention was that the only thing in UGN that did self destruct was the computer holding hKzKnight's shell script...finally, hKzKnight is dead..

#24686 - 05/12/02 04:03 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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... Then Curse uses his leet0 first aid skills to make sure hKzKnight is really dead, but suddenly unreal...

#24687 - 05/12/02 04:33 AM Re: once upon a time...  
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brought hkzKnight back to life. Then the muffin man started to fight the gingerbread man causing the internet 2...


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
#24688 - 05/12/02 03:18 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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kill hkzknight !!!!

(has this topic gone horribly wrong?? WE're all determined to make sure hkzknight dies...even though we all know he can't ;-)

#24689 - 05/12/02 04:24 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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hKzKnight runs around in the storm going haha. So tru eh soap... Then as laughing hKzKnight suddenly drops dead... 4 min later a bolt of lightning strikes him and then he comes back and everyone goes ahhhh **** sob is back and it just winds up everyone kills them selves instead causing the c0ws to...


-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
#24690 - 05/12/02 06:26 PM Re: once upon a time...  
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...Tear through hKz's flesh with their teath, then after theive de-maled him crime procieded to...


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