LOL you mean teeth there giz? lol... Crime brings back hKzKnight and hKzKnight goes screw you guys i;m going home, he leaves to his forum never returning where he can be killed for the 10 th time.

...Then Curse decides to use his Moderator power and edit all of hKzKnights posts unless he dies and phucking stays dead, and hKzKnight gets killed by...

...Defcon, as he screams "Fu¢k this" and charges his pulse rifle and his Popemoblie and rides off into battle...

...then deffy's Pope-moblie gets a flat, and deffy has to pull over and change tires, and then, all of a sudden....

... Crime's ego becomes so big that it explodes, causing a chain reaction within Seph's...

..pussy, which then collides with Curse's..

...wooden, tie dyed, hippy dildo with built in squirt gun to simulate ejactulation...

... Within Defcon's *** (yes he has *** ejeculations), and it turns out the Curse just bought it for Defcon for his birthday, but suddenly...

Learner teaches they kids about fake snatches. But then...

...Bin Laden finally digs himself up from the ruins of his cave and he orders unreal to fly a plane right into hKzKnight. Unreal, still not fully trained to fly an F-16 gets in the jet, and just as he launches off....

He is told he dosen't have too cause hKzKnight is already dead. It is his clone that is running around, but they just killed the clone and destroyed all DNA samples, there is no misstake about it, they are all burned up. So then George Bush stimulates the economy...

...by starting another war, this time declaring Canada to be a Terrorist nation and vows to rid North America of any religion except for Christianity...

Learner says [censored] dat and pushes the button. A nuke fals on every charater in this story they all die, even those who died.

Moral of the story.... Learner has the last word

/me runs

<Mod Thoughts>
Hey, pre-maturely ending a story is no better then pre-maturely ejaculating, actually it may be a sign of it, so if your name isn't or shouldn't be Quicky McLoseload then don't end the story so soon, lol</Mod Thoughts>

Yeah but lets talk about THE STORY EPISODE II:

The next day, Learner goes too touch himself...

He reaches in he pants and pulls out his 8 foot schlong. It is masive, ladies come for miles to get a gander. and Learner spends the rest of the story pleasing everyones mom..... <img border="0" alt="[Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />

...and dad, because learner swings both ways because he is a fag becaus....

Meanwhile jason is out stealing all the ladies with his crazy pussy licking skills

...then Jason realizes he's gay so Learner and Jason start having passionate buttsex while Visage helps get Learner off by peeing in his mouth while Learner fists his [censored]...

and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

... But then Jello Biafra shows up and...

and then jason implodes into dust never to be seen again (and all along he wasnt gay)

...But then, Jason comes back and marries Boy George, but suddenly...

Curse decides he must un-marry them, because jason took his life-long butt-lover away. He races toward Jason with divorce papers and a watergun.
Curse puts the gun to Jason's head telling him to give up his hubby or take the water guy in his [censored]. Given the ultimatun, Jason decides he never really liked Boy George anyway (all he wanted was money for a new computer)...but just when Jason is about to sign the divorce papers.....

...Boy George starts singing why can't we be friends, curse realizes his hidden desires, rips of his, jasons and Boy Georges clothes, grabs Boy George by the shoulders and . . .