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#24716 - 05/26/02 02:40 PM Re: once upon a time...
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curse pulls out his purple and pink water gun that he kept *just in case* He motions for Jason to come and get it, but Jason doesn't want a water gun in his ass (though he thought it sounded a little sekzy) [Yum]
So Jason grabs crime and starts beating him with......


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#24717 - 05/26/02 03:34 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Who is this?
his moms purple man love doll, that has red and yellow....


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#24718 - 05/27/02 12:46 AM Re: once upon a time...
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...penis that crooks like a hook, mostly because of the rubber bands that are needed to keep it hard because...


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#24719 - 05/28/02 11:01 AM Re: once upon a time...
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The doll is made entirely out of edible underwear. So, while Jason was beating the **** out of crime, Boy George and his new ass b/eating crew (consisted of Giz, neo, unreal, and defcon) came to help george consume the entire doll. While they were consuming one edible panty after another.......


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#24720 - 05/28/02 02:37 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...gizmo pulled out his sawd off shotgun and pumped boy gorge fulla lead, then neo grabed a gernade and jamed it up gorge's ass, after they ran away...


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#24721 - 05/28/02 03:48 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...We all take turns fondling Skippy and putting peanut butter in her hair and realizing that George looks like a Pirate and has a black beard...


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#24722 - 05/28/02 05:18 PM Re: once upon a time...
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::looks at boy jorge:: OMG ITS BEARD! then...


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#24723 - 05/28/02 05:24 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...then a team of Ninja's under the control of Deffy pop up and go to town chopping up people...


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#24724 - 05/28/02 06:04 PM Re: once upon a time...
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/Me scoops the peanut butter out of her hair and tastes it. /me is going to kill deffy (and his ninja clones) cause it was the crunchy kind... Just as skippy is ready to shut deffy's pee pee in a door.......


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#24725 - 05/28/02 06:12 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...but then Milhouse aka thebluegiant mysteriously catches on fire(never burn down Curse's house), and the flames appear to be fueled by his new Magnesium suit Curse gave him for Satanmas™, then suddenly...

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#24726 - 05/28/02 06:44 PM Re: once upon a time...
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TheBlueGiant (aka Millhouse) jumps into his freezer which puts out the flames and then begins planning his revenge on curse by...


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#24727 - 05/28/02 07:23 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Grabbing Skippys head then slamming it in a steel door, then anally rapes Curse's Girlfriend with a dildo covered in vaginal goo that has siphilus, genital worts, and other nasties (This seemed to have been pulled out of Skippy)...


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#24728 - 05/28/02 10:46 PM Re: once upon a time...
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But it wasn't pulled out of Skippy...It was pulled straight outta Deffy's ass. (I mean...the doctor told him not to solicit sex from bag ladies).....


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#24729 - 05/29/02 02:42 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...then deffy grabbed a large pole and...


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#24730 - 05/29/02 03:35 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...Shoves it straight up Skippy's ass, causing her to leak her disease fluid and prove once and for all that the dildo was hers... and yes Skippy's mom is not a bag lady but still on easy lay...


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#24731 - 05/29/02 11:43 PM Re: once upon a time...
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......kinda like Deffy's grandmom, who taught Deffy all his super l3370 skills, by shoving a fone in and out of his ass, playing neil diamond tunes with his red box. As for skippy, she got rid of all her imaginary STDs, but Deffy went out and got head from........


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#24732 - 05/30/02 12:31 AM Re: once upon a time...
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Guess whos back? Guess whos back? 2 girls around.... WAIT FUCK DAT! FUCK The real slim shady... hkzknight is back... Come my squad of attacking sheep, JUMP! [Sheep] [Sheep] [Sheep] [Thumb] ... The sheep started to burn the villages, children, men, AND THOSE DAMN COWS... Then the sheep...


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#24733 - 05/30/02 01:38 AM Re: once upon a time...

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got ass raped by..

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#24734 - 05/31/02 01:51 AM Re: once upon a time...
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neo, of course.... and his band of voloptuous shemale stripper friends that liked to ...........


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#24735 - 05/31/02 08:50 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Give head to gizzy, While the sheep were getting ass, Learner Opens fire on the sheep, cause thats just sick

Then Learner openes fire on hKzKnight with his supper 1337 cannon which kills even people who come back from the dead.

Everyone seems to rejoyce

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#24736 - 05/31/02 10:17 PM Re: once upon a time...
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/Me shakes my head in disgust. You guys are [i]never[/u] going to kill him. But then, one of the shemales came up to learner, and he...h


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#24737 - 05/31/02 10:49 PM Re: once upon a time...
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Let it give me head. heh, When all of the sudden Skippy...

(what it's been a while, it's half female right?)

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#24738 - 05/31/02 11:08 PM Re: once upon a time...
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...gets abducted by the French Army and they fly away stuffing cheese and wine down her throat while being rude, meanwhile Deffy contimplates editing or deleting posts of dead people...


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#24739 - 06/01/02 02:58 AM Re: once upon a time...
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The shemale bit learners dick off... AHAHA! It happens... As hkzknight hops into his penguin machine and vanishes again (as he laughs and says you can't kill me... I'm already dead...)... [Sheep] then the penguin has rocket packs and they shoot into space not to be found till some other day lol.


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#24740 - 06/01/02 03:20 PM Re: once upon a time...
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then /me comes up with a machette and kills the shemale who was already choking because she had Learner's dick stuck in her throat. /me laughs hysterically as she hands learner his dick back. Then she slaps learner for being a sick son of a bitch and letting the shemale near his dick in the first place. Learner starts crying so she kicks him to the ground. He curls up in the fetal position and crys and crys, until.....

(sorry for making you look like a pussy..learner.... )


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