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#24932 - 12/18/02 07:29 AM BlackSpider
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BlackSpider, I have recieved a few calls stating that you have been unlawfully extending analism towards other UGN members so as of now I am serving you with this Cease And Desist Order signed by the Honorable William Reinquist [US Supreme Court Justice] on December 17 at 6:45 PM EST.
It clearly states that you must not participate in any Anal-Orificial actions towards other members, and that you are a bitch to every member who has been here longer...
Alright, Infinite, it's your turn... *Hands Infinite the broom stick*

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#24933 - 12/18/02 07:38 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Thank you Curse.

*Ahem*

Ok, now where were we here. Oh yes, Blackspider. Let's dispense with the facade here, Jonqueer ! That's right ladies and gentlemen. This gross demonstration of "Anal-Orificial actions" belongs to none other than the original UGN cock smoker, JONQUEER ! To think, even when you try to hide your faggotry it still gives you away every time. Blackspider, that even sounds like a girls name.

You really are pathetic.

*Hands the broom stick to the next person*

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#24934 - 12/18/02 07:54 AM Re: BlackSpider
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*takes broom*

Finally I can speak up! Ive been holding it all in.. umm what you neeeeed to do is think of what youre doing before going onto places like this and just making a umm. "faggot" out of yourself. i saw your posts, more like the replies to be rather pointless, and some annoying, sigh* i have a bit more but that shall do.

*passes broom stick to next person*


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#24935 - 12/18/02 09:18 AM Re: BlackSpider
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*takes broom*
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Alright, Infinite, it's your turn... *Hands Infinite the broom stick*
I didn't get the point of the broom. I thought you were gonna have someone use it to penetrate him anally. Didn't happen, but still amusing.

I don't know you JONQUEER so I won't make fun of you, but while you are down I will do this:

/me kicks dirt in your eyes

*passes broom stick to next person*

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#24936 - 12/18/02 09:26 AM Re: BlackSpider
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/me accepts the broom stick from jon and places it in her right hand.

well, i think we've had enough passing of the broom stick. sure, he can't participate in anal-orificial actions towards members, but we can do it to him.... with the broom stick. sooooo

/me starts to jab blackspider in the ass with the broom stick.

*take note that this broom stick has lots of splinters. and there is no use of lube in this tunnle of love!*

--*passes the naughty broom stick to the next person so they can also anally rape blackspider with it--*


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#24937 - 12/18/02 09:19 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Cornfields everywhere...
haha, im the original flamer of JONQUEER, my turn!

/me grabs broom stick

Well, faggot, I think I flamed you in about all of your prievious posts and in some cases, more than once in a single post. But, you have done a good job of hiding your inner-cock-smoker from me, so I won't be too harsh.

/me rams the broom stick so far up JONQUEER's ass
that the next person is probably going to have to get a new one...

P.S. How are your three publicly traded companies doing? Stocks been going up lately? kekekekek thats what i thought cookie...oh since you know 6 languages "excluding" sign language, how does this translate? /me gives JONQUEER the finger
kyke...

^ this is all referenced to JONQUEER's previous post...

ok, /me attempts to pull out the broom...damn, i cant get it out...Next!

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#24938 - 12/18/02 09:31 PM Re: BlackSpider
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*lets jonqueer keep the broom*

Yes, that is correct folks: dashocker is a fag.

Next!

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#24939 - 12/18/02 09:36 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Cornfields everywhere...
DAMN, WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?

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#24940 - 12/18/02 09:54 PM Re: BlackSpider
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unreal, im gonna side with dash on this one, jonqueer has probably been one of the bigest bitches on this site for the comparitivly short (3 months) time that ive been here. many people insulted him in a similar manner as dash, and you dont say shit to them, but you go ahead and call dash a fag? what is you problem? maybe you dont know what hes referancing to? i remember when jonqueer made shit up about owning 3 successful companies and speaking 6 languages, oh, and having a IQ of 160. dash was simply mocking him for this.

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#24941 - 12/18/02 10:10 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Cornfields everywhere...
***OK YEAH I JUST EDITED THIS OUT***
since i posted in the VIP lounge anyway...

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#24942 - 12/19/02 12:15 AM Re: BlackSpider
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many people insulted him in a similar manner as dash, and you dont say shit to them, but you go ahead and call dash a fag? what is you problem? maybe you dont know what hes referancing to?
I know perfectly well what he was referring to, thanks. I do possess a grasp of the English language that is above and beyond the average 12 year old's. So tell me ohfuk, how is it that you can defend dashocker while insulting JONQUEER? I challenge you to take a look at 95% of dashocker's posts on this board. I see at least 200 posts full of blatant insults aimed at some other member, many of which are toward higher level members. I'll agree that JONQUEER is a fuck up, but defending dashocker does nothing but kill any shred of credibility left in that post. I'd really like to see dashocker pull himself out of this one, or see you try to defend him again. Oh wait, you can't. Your statements are full of holes. Sorry.

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#24943 - 12/19/02 12:37 AM Re: BlackSpider
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full of holes...just like girls...lol yeah, hold the aplause...i can still defend dash. He's ugns jester, jonqueer was, and is, just a lying, insulting, bitch.

jesus man, you dont need to get so damn defensive.

if you want to insult dash, fine. Im sure you have before, and im sure you will again. just do it in a thread in which hes insulting a member with respect so you can put him in his place. in this instance, he was in his place.

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#24944 - 12/19/02 12:44 AM Re: BlackSpider
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ya see, unreal, they had a thing going here, and you messed it all up. you can't just switch the guy gettin railed on, u have to go with the first guy. the whole, enemy of my enemy is my friend thing.


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#24945 - 12/19/02 04:33 AM Re: BlackSpider
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God damnit... You guys broke the broom stick off inside of BlackSpider's colon, haven't you...

Ok, here we go...

*Hands next person a dildo that was confiscated from dashocker by his principle due to dashocker speading hours in the bathroom making odd noises and missing class*

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#24946 - 12/19/02 04:44 AM Re: BlackSpider
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He's ugns jester, jonqueer was, and is, just a lying, insulting, bitch.
I'm sorry? Did you just say that dashocker is only UGN's jester? You obviously don't listen very well. I clearly remember writing that 95% of dashocker's posts fall into what you may consider the "insulting bitch" category.

I'm done with this topic. It's none of your concern who I speak to in a certain way.

And for future reference: Try to back up your arguments with something concrete? Thanks.

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#24947 - 12/20/02 12:15 AM Re: BlackSpider
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*sigh* so much violence!cant we all jst get high?plz?
/me sparks up a joint an passes 2 ohfuk

anyway...cmon lets do somthin productive with the posts round here not jst flamin each other with insults that make no sence or threats u cant keep


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#24948 - 12/20/02 03:34 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Ahh maybe you dont remeber bentley, but jonqueer was bragging about his 160 IQ (see: http://www.undergroundnews.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=17;t=000011;p=1) then when we said we would all apologize if he could prove it by taking a test. He declined the offer to provide evidence and disappeared. Its like pleading the 5th. You never admitted you guilt but your silence screams it. I mean why not open your mouth unless you know your lying and will be proved wrong.

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#24949 - 12/20/02 08:36 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Speaking of that, our IQ test is almost complete :x...


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#24950 - 12/20/02 09:47 PM Re: BlackSpider
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i want to take the IQ test


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#24951 - 12/21/02 10:17 AM Re: BlackSpider
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No.

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#24952 - 12/22/02 07:49 AM Re: BlackSpider
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#24953 - 12/22/02 07:52 AM Re: BlackSpider
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I checked out a couple tests and that one looks like it has at least a bit of credibility. i couldn't stay focused long enough to finish it, lol.

/me grabs joint from bentley before ohfuk realizes what's goin on


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#24954 - 12/22/02 10:31 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Your score was 22 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.
I did that smoking my bowl =ř

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#24955 - 12/22/02 06:58 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Your score was 23 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.
i misses all the word questions and got most of everything else.

/me grabs the j and punches drake for fucking up the rotation...pass to the left my friend.

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#24956 - 12/22/02 08:32 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Cornfields everywhere...
16 out of 30

I suck at matching patterns. All the questions about patterns I got right; I got right by using a different logic than they did

P.S. Thats not an IQ test...

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
^ theres an actual iq test if anyone is interested...i got a 120...

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#24957 - 12/22/02 09:36 PM Re: BlackSpider
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im scared 2 do the iq test.im dumb an high.
me puffs,puffs,passes back 2 drake


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#24958 - 12/23/02 08:35 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Congratulations, Curse!
Your IQ score is 127

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.

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#24959 - 12/23/02 06:10 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Congratulations, Pat!
Your IQ score is 135

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.

Okay, so basically, I'm smarter than all you guys

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#24960 - 12/23/02 06:19 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Cornfields everywhere...
I got "Word Warrior"...
Hmm, I just noticed that they spelled "analyses" wrong..Unless that is the plural of analysis...
Perg, I bet SR has a higher IQ than you, niglet.

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#24961 - 12/23/02 07:10 PM Re: BlackSpider
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IQ test, bah i dont need a test to tell me im an idiot i've got parents who do it for me


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#24962 - 12/23/02 07:29 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Your IQ score is 136

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal tasks, and learn best through experience.

Yay.

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#24963 - 12/24/02 07:59 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Yo dash, I didn't type anything but "Okay...guys" Everything else was copied. So if it's wrong, emode.com is wrong. Analyses is the plural of analysis

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#24964 - 12/24/02 08:58 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Your score was 20 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.
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Congratulations, Cold Sunn!
Your IQ score is 133

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At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.
20 out of 30 isn't good, isn't that like a 66.66? They should probably take out that "You stand a good chance" part.

Also, do not give them a real email address. Not even your spam email. They don't email you anything except some bullshit and you get ads. They show your report on the next page.

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#24965 - 12/24/02 05:08 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Congratulations, Andrew!
Your IQ score is 135

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.

The even better news is that Emode has taken intelligence assessment a step further than the rest, offering you insight no other IQ test can give. We have developed a reliable statistical algorithm that analyzes patterns in your responses to determine the unique way that your brain functions, revealing your Intellectual Type.

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.

yeah, im a real moron.

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#24966 - 12/25/02 03:28 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Har har lar...the pilot pwns you all.

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#24967 - 12/25/02 07:19 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Your score was 25 out of 30.

Your IQ score is 135.

Damnit, i demand a recount of the second!


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#24968 - 12/26/02 05:58 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Your IQ score is 133

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.
I haven't even finished my first morning coffee yet. I should have tried this when I was awake.

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#24969 - 12/26/02 07:29 PM Re: BlackSpider
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Mine was right before i went to bed, after being awake for 5 days lol...


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#24970 - 12/27/02 08:06 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Mine was done in 15 minutes when I had some Satanmas cheer in my blood... Now that could mean I was thinking better and clearer than normal, or that I was thinking less clearly than normal...

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#24971 - 12/31/02 01:46 AM Re: BlackSpider
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ohfuk, I still think you're a moron.

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#24972 - 12/31/02 02:52 AM Re: BlackSpider
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Your score was 24 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.

I took a different mensa one time and didn't pass, but for some very odd reason, I was able to focus the entire time. And I would agree, the word ones suck. Especially the use all the letters to make another word. If you got that one, I bow.

But I didn't see where this proves much of anything. I don't think IQ reflects actual intelligence much at all either, just an ability that is seldom used anyways.

I got ~130 last time. (Only included so you don't think I am knocking IQ tests cause I got like a 90). Only thing is that I know kids with very high IQs and I swear to god they are morons. Don't know how to carry a conversation unless it deals with a penis, dungeons and dragons, or equations. Plus take a few of the tests, see if it fluctuates at all. Too many variables, doubt the accuracy.

/me pisses on IQ tests. No insult to any of you, I am not saying it makes you morons. Irrelevant on an IQ test, I still find many ppl here very intelligent, I am just saying IQ doesn't have much to do with it.

BTW, someone with spare time take this test here and let me know how it compares to the one you took.

It doesn't have the typical 150IQ ceiling that results in higher IQs becoming unreliable when measured. It tops out at about 190.

A link about why IQ tests aren't accurate is here .

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