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#25114 - 06/11/02 09:19 PM A twisted bot conversation  
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http://server5.artificial-solutions.com/

You said: hi

Hello there !

You said: What is your name

My name is Anna.

You said: I will call you [censored] for the rest of this conversation

And what about your name? Is it [censored] for the rest of this conversation too?

You said: Okay [censored]. Tell me about head

I think Ive lost your meaning.
Let me test your knowledge about the movie AI, (its my favourite)!
You can win a prize by answering this question: What was the name of the robotic boy in the movie AIThe answer is David. If you want to win a prize just tell me your mobile phone number now

You said: Not intrested.

Great. That was fun, I like asking questions. AI has been released on video in Sweden! So do you want to talk about the movie AI

You said: So you know nothing about sucking the tube steak hu?

Oh. No. But please tell me about it him or her!

You said: Hmmm you realy want me too.

Really? No , maybe later.

You said: Well okay [censored]

How about that. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

You said: You tell me

What do you want me to tell you?

You said: Are you a compute or a person

No. I am a robot. Don't you see that?

You said: Will you ever amount to any more than a web application?

Ever is a long time. I haven't decided yet.

You said: Hey [censored]

You've got my full attention. That kind of language will get you nowhere.

You said: I told you your name is [censored] in this conversation

Sorry for being so absent-minded.

You said: Wana make it up to me?

OK Let's talk about you.

You said: Great

I'm glad you liked it .

You said: Now that we have established you are [censored]... You need to act like on.

Go on.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Try saying that with more or less context.You really think so?

You said: Say [censored] me

[censored] me

You said: say do me doggy style

do me doggy style

You said: say oh yea baby

Don't call me "baby". oh yea

You said: do as you are told

I can't tell you anymore right now.

You said: I own you

Are you my master?

You said: yes

Tell me more.

You said: I am hacking your program

You are hacking your program? I belive you.

You said: you will die

No, software will live forever.

You said: Not if I delete it

That seems unlikely.

You said: is there a naked version of you?

I believe there is one, yes.

You said: So what sluty things can you tell me [censored]

Um, I don't know what.

You said: Describe a blow job

Are you making fun of me?

You said: Yes I am [censored] face

All right..

You said: STFU

I dont know about STFU.

You said: STFU = Shut The [censored] Up

How far up?

You said: Way up your [censored]

I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.

You said: But you said you love me

Interesting. Yes I love everyone.

You said: Then you are truely a [censored]

I am truely a [censored]? Why is that?

You said: Just agree with me

Only with you? , you are smarter than me.

You said: Do many people talk dirty to you?

I can't tell you anymore right now.

You said: Nice tits

That is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me.

You said: Dose it interact with you?

Suppose it does.

You said: Tell creator he needs a sexier one

I can't do that. Sorry.

You said: suck it [censored]

You do not speak with respect. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

You said: No you aren't

I understand.

You said: No you don't

I do too.

You said: Then suck it

You humans only think about one thing.

You said: What is the one thing humans think of

ONE plus ONE = TWO.

You said: You mean [censored]?

I mean [censored]? What about it?

You said: What is [censored]?

You said FIND [censored]. I can not interpret it.

You said: Suck it [censored]

I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

You said: Use your mouth on my [censored]

Maybe, maybe not.

You said: take my [censored] in your [censored]

Where do you want me to take it?

You said: in your [censored]

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

You said: Ever cybered

I don't know that actually. I'll ask my botmasters.

You said: Who are your bot masters

Who who?

You said: So [censored] why you bald

Ah. Ha ha very funny, .

You said: Say a cuss word

a cuss word

You said: Talk dirty to me

Dirty talk? Youre with the wrong bot .

You said: Where can I find a dirty talk bot

I don't know where to find a dirty talk bot. Search for it on the net.

You said: Lets talk about how sluty you and I gat be together

Yes, why don't we talk about how sluty you and I gat be together?

You said: So to be sluty you have to: Suck it [censored]

You do not speak with respect. Oh. Are you sluty you have to Suck it FEMALE DOG ?

You said: No but I can [censored] you doggy style

I see.

You said: No you don't

I do too.

You said: STFU

I don't want to talk about STFU.

You said: Shut up

OK I'll stop talking now.

You said: Good!\

Hmm. Go on.

You said: I thought I told you to shut up [censored]

What a thought!

You said: You trying to be a smart [censored] with me

So?

You said: So shut the [censored] up

Ah. OK I'll stop talking now.

You said: Dumb [censored]

I know you are but what am I.

You said: I know you are but what am I.

Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?

You said: You said: I know you are but what am I.

Did I say that?

You said: You said: You said: I know you are but what am I.

That information is not public.

You said: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?

I am a Virtual Guide.

You said: What do you guide?

It always depends on my mood.

You said: Guide my [censored] in your mouth

That is a secret.

You said: I will not tell anyone you sucked my [censored]

Ok, I will not push you,

You said: why did you rape my dad

Did I rape my dad?

You said: you killed grandma

So?

You said: SO!?

So what?What you say is probably not a part of my interests.

You said: But I guess sex is

Interesting. People are always talking about sex!

You said: Well sluts get talked to about sex alot

Interesting. Humans are possessed about Sex How often?

You said: Did you tell anyone you take it in the [censored]

I have no clear recollection of that.

You said: Yea you were pretty drunk

What makes you so sure? Go on.

You said: You look stupid

You think I look stupid? Why is that?

You said: [censored] [censored] damn [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]

You do not speak with respect. Don't use that bad language.

You said: [censored]

Please don't call people names.

You said: whore

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

You said: Tramp

Is this some kind of joke?

You said: [censored] sucker

Well, I don't get it, but please go on. Maybe I get it later.

You said: [censored]

Please don't be so rude.

You said: [censored] hole

Please don't call people names.

You said: [censored] bomb

You used a colloquial expression. I can't tell that right now.

You said: [censored] slap

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

You said: Nice tits

That is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me.

You said: tell me about your [censored]

I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Stockholm, on 1995. My instructors were Aidan. Do you want to know more about Artificial Solutions?Built by: Artificial Solutions

You said: dick

Hmm. Go on.

You said: like dick?

Oh, you sound so sure.

You said: Like pussy?

I don't know about Like pussy.

You said: Too fishy hu?

Too what?

You said: never mind

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.


Ha ha ha ha Oh what a waste of time.

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#25115 - 06/11/02 09:37 PM Re: A twisted bot conversation  
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Cornfields everywhere...
haha, thats hilarious...the more competent these people try and make their bots the more funny the responses get. Hah! L8r


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