| Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 | la la la I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that LOL
boys lie.
<sintax> No we do not!!!! </sintax>
| | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | I'm going to pretend that I did hear that, and speculate that a queen size bed is very comfy. Only thing, is watch out for flying anything. I've heard some horror stories at hospitals. Namely, piercings are not good, if your rough. O...were we talking about a mosh pit, or bed play? I'm getting ready for the 3 doors down concert here...wow..that might look like a bunch of induendos. Meh, o well. So...yea it could have been done by a self respected woman, it's just that panel studies are done on a gradient, and um their usually fair. It's just...I persey don't trust studies. What I read was a time life article on how the under 18 crowd is split, males with add doing worse in school under the 2.5gpa range, and females acceling hardcore. More women in the world with jobs, and placed in mass. Sounds good to me:/ That's not just sexual either:\ I'd rather deal with a women in alot of circumstances. For example...condom sales? I don't like to buy Magnum XL's from a male clerk...why? Well the last time I did, he got all jumpy, and dropped his keys three times, all bumping into [censored], knocked over cigarettes cartons, attracted attention...nuff said. Other then that I think men just fear the woman populous with more power would be like putting men in chains, like OVER NIGHT were all gonna be slaves, back hoeing fields, and [censored]. More reason why I still feel the same. Not to [censored] mention, the government, congress, house, more women, less old guys. [censored] a whole bunch of some old ppl still running a shady underground 5 million for a hammer government..yea I gotta shower now, and hope that my friend can get through this snow so I can help him move stuff to college.
I like the belief that there's a steady incline though heh, there's not by a study gizmo, and I did a few weeks ago. Give or take a few days. Turns out we have under 10 active, and posting female users. Tons there, just most of them have 1 post. Wether it's readers, or what, heh the email hacking thing...that's old...there's a new reason women are pulled to geek sites, I think it's called were not all "geek looking" anymore. It's not the 80's, I'm personally 6'8 220, I workout, I quit smoking over 2 weeks ago. Meh, stereotypes are a [censored] [censored]. O, and we also found out that there are some females hiding under male aliases, go...hide'n'seek geek chick addicts, heh. Yes in a majority male society, by any definition, we do tend to be a bit harse on the ladies. I'm guess a majority of women do hide/yell assholes, or run. As per said, but *clicks tongue* they also don't notice we do the same to any newb, any gender, race or what the [censored] ever. Skilled people usually test, they want to see, breath in someone else's aura, their chi, their h/p/v/a/c power level. But yea on other occasions it's a small dick syndrome, or impotence, or just a guy bein a [censored]. Heh, it's kinda like this, refer to fake orgasm=if=refer to guy being aggressive in communication. Women, and men are more alike then shown known or said.
It turns out that when the fake orgasm thing hit in the 80's, big publication on it, all that, ppl had a bit to say. But then, it's been known to happen in many circle far back. Men are aggressive for many reasons, I won't be dr phil, drew, or any psycho analyzing type-a pseudo psychi right now. Because I only touch on 5-10% of the topic range of any topic. If it's too far to go for people to take in, I go no further. This alone Gizmo himself will probably not read in full:) If I had another 12 minutes I'd write more, but I usually only soak my feet in areas. I'm odd. Deal, or I'll...not care..so haha.
Btw I'm dyslexic, don't be harse, I'm not. Also giz, add a scroll bar to spell check if you can;/ heh I had to figure out tabing at almost 10am with no sleep. Or, don't, and say I asked you to;\
Shower time, YEA! Who wants to come? <img border="0" alt="[alien]" title="" src="graemlins/alien.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[alien]" title="" src="graemlins/alien.gif" />
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
| | | | Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 | hey you, you're cool. you should come back soon. ![smile smile](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif)
boys lie.
<sintax> No we do not!!!! </sintax>
| | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!! | | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 | Originally posted by IceMyst: dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!! Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move. ![wink wink](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/wink.gif)
You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane!
| | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 60 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 60 | Originally posted by Killswitch_J: Originally posted by IceMyst: [b] dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!! Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move. [/b]haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though. ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) | | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 | Originally posted by shelli: haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though. ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) [/QUOTE] Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast. ![wink wink](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/wink.gif)
You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane!
| | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | dont tempt him!!!! he will!!!!!!!!! They say temptation will destroy our lives:/ I always come back anyway, I'm like that song "Dead Man's Party". Listen close to it ![smile smile](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) "Don't run away, it's only me!" Quick everyone stand perfectly still, he can only see you if you move. You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) Fear the predator <img border="0" alt="[alien]" title="" src="graemlins/alien.gif" /> haha, cute. im not gettin in the shower with him though.
Aww, too bad, my ex had showering with men issues ;D I'm a good shower buddy, I'm not all about the body scrunchy action, unless...but I do clean very well, and I'm gentle. I liek washing hair too. Hey remember he's a gremlin, if he gets wet, he'll multiply very, very fast.
Sok, my multiplication, is only of a few natures. I'm a 3rd generation moguai see that pistol scene in 3? I don't fully regen all new gremlins, just new parts of me. Very, very fast...no...very, very slow, in time that is. Like in the song, "In The Air Tonight", pace your multiples, but fast speed is cool too. O wait...were talking about moguai eggs from water. Meh, one track mind this morning. But I don't get wet, wetness beads, and drips off me. <img border="0" alt=" ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) " title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> *bed dances to phil collins* If you can't shake it driving, in bed, and other places where your horizontal or otherwise your legs are dysfunctional, you probably have no dance floor skills imo. Heh *taps foot on back of leg*. Gah I hate Sundays, so silent, and lonely. My ADD, and energy levels rage. Hyperactive like the gremlin hanging from the ceiling fan swinging? <img border="0" alt="[yum]" title="" src="graemlins/yum.gif" /> Words like restless, gravity, fear, floating, weighed, and measured come into play in my head all alone. Listening to mp3's, chillin on my futon, tucked under my patchwork blanky, cold, warming, with my laptop's lcd my only attension, as I ignore the world.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
| | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 | Originally posted by weeve: You fear though, I see infared:/ So um, stand perfectly still, as I move in for the kill;/ All a bucket of ice cream down your pantz! ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) Fear the predator :alien. [/QUOTE] What flavor of ice cream? P.S. Welcome to the board.
You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane!
| | | | Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 181 Member | Member Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 181 | This board just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
No matter how complex a lock may be. Someone will always find a key.
| | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | uh heh welcome who to the board? Flavor would be super glue, it's liek vanilla with slure glue mixed in, so the stick sticks to you Yea Dis, that is a good thing, isn't it? To me I liek the weirdness. you?
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
| | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 | Hmmm, vanilla and glue, don't think I ever heard of that flavor.
You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane!
| | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
| | | | Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 Junior Member | Junior Member Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 80 | Originally posted by weeve: not a flavor really...the vanilla ice cream melts, and the super glue makes sure it stays in place, aka sticky sticky. I'm not a popcicle damn it! Oh wait, yes I am. I'm to cold to be anything else right now. ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif)
You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane!
| | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | Well don't get fresh, and think anyone but a female wanting will be thawing that ice. I feel tha cold part though, it's snowy, and freezing here. But like, I'm not a popsicle, I'm a iron rod in a forge. Yes, you've got super glue, and vanilla ice cream still in your pantz. Go get your unsuper gluez0r on, with some whatever, and then alcohol that nasty old vanilla smell. Then cleanse properly. Then liek maybe that popsicle/chick idea will work.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
| | | | Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 181 Member | Member Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 181 | Shakes his head and walks away.
No matter how complex a lock may be. Someone will always find a key.
| | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der �belt�ter | Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | stfu. All of you. 'cept you weeve. <3 | | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | ![laugh laugh](https://undergroundnews.com/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) <3 ;p
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