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by Gremelin on 07/04/16 08:31 PM
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#26890 - 01/09/05 04:20 AM Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Not really, you are doomed to a small pee pee.


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#26891 - 01/09/05 04:51 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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That was the ever impressive Sintax, probably drinking or licking coke off of dead hookers asses.


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#26892 - 01/09/05 05:08 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Give me a breake it is dead in here. /me hangs head, you can lock it.


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#26893 - 01/09/05 05:55 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Yeah it is dead, but what can one do to start massive discussion and debate without involving pornography, explosives, or high tech stuff? Now if we were talking about implants for butts that would be pretty cool. Like implanting heating pads and cushining into your ass so it's always warm and every chair is comfortable.


"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
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#26894 - 01/09/05 02:18 PM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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#26895 - 01/09/05 08:02 PM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Originally posted by int:
Not really, you are doomed to a small pee pee.
well you better figure something out, or I'm gonna be pissed. Have you been taking the penis enlargment pills I sent you?

*ducks and runs faaaaaaaaaaaaaast*


oh yeah, and check your email...but not at work.


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#26896 - 01/09/05 10:04 PM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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too late I did at work. I almost got in trouble, but Bob, my boss said if I shared then he would forget it.


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#26897 - 01/09/05 11:40 PM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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I know your boss's name isn't Bob, I can't remember what his name is but it's not Bob. Plus he's gay, so I'm safe. Ass tart.


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#26898 - 01/10/05 12:28 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Not really, you are doomed to a small pee pee.
I saw the topic and thought there was hope for me. Way to ruin the dream

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#26899 - 01/10/05 01:31 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by int:
Not really, you are doomed to a small pee pee.
I saw the topic and thought there was hope for me. Way to ruin the dream
Use two condoms. That is what I do, it adds to the girth and if you get some air traped in between it can add to the length. I mean errr... So I have heard.

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Originally posted by Count Bishula:
I know your boss's name isn't Bob, I can't remember what his name is but it's not Bob. Plus he's gay, so I'm safe. Ass tart.
Yep his name isn't Bob it is Robert. lol On weekends they take turns since we are down to skeleton crews and only need one manager. Today it is Bob ass tart.


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#26900 - 01/10/05 01:55 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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You better be kidding, I told you not to open them at work. *evil glare* If you're not kidding...I kill you.


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#26901 - 01/29/05 12:12 AM Re: Penis pumps really work!!! Whoa!!!
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