"Wow, your mommy still puts your name on your underpants too?!!?!??!" -asstart on knees
"Finally! My daddy always told me if I was a good boy when I grew up I could do the [censored] instead of being the one getting [censored]!! wahoo!" -dickrod boning the president
"uh, uh, uh...my secret fantasy, two guys at once. (Girlie's secret fantasy too..shh! don't tell) ACT NATURAL YOU DON'T WANT TO [censored] THIS UP!" -person getting boned, aka the president.