#27804 - 02/23/04 01:41 PM
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Death Test http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/ For me: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 5, 2036 at the age of 52 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Heart Attack (12%) Homicide (11%) Alcoholism (9%) Drowning (7%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Auto-Fellatio, whats this, I'm going to die getting my member sucked? At least it's honerable...
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#27806 - 02/23/04 01:48 PM
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IceMyst
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wow the last time i took this test it said i would live to be 80. see what 4 years can do to you... at least i know i'll out live gizmo!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 2, 2043 at the age of 59 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%) Homicide (15%) Drowning (9%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien Abduction (6%)
*Hell hath no fury like a womens anger and damn be the fool who gets in her way* Donate to the "Baby Trey's Digital Camera" fund here .
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#27807 - 02/23/04 01:54 PM
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Personality Poll http://www.thespark.com/person POLITICIAN (Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals. Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life. Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.
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#27811 - 02/23/04 02:43 PM
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February 15, 2066 at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (13%) Cancer (13%) Auto-Fellatio (9%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien Abduction (8%) Drowning (8%) Suicide (6%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (6%)
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ACTIVIST (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )
Pat Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.
In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.
Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends.
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You are 36% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
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#27812 - 02/23/04 08:33 PM
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JalizePhere
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A compfy place.
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Im 44% gay. But in another test Im 58%. I just know that Im bi. Dont need to frigging test to tell me that 
You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. ~Julie De Lespinasse~
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#27813 - 02/23/04 08:56 PM
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weeve
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Jalize yea, most women, and guys think a bi woman is hot:D For obvious reasons :x Esp married couples.:X
2066, 80 holy crap perg:X
way back in the day when I was overweight, and smoked alot it said I was gonna die in my 30's or some such...real young..heh now...I still die from cancer...but maybe it's from the radiation after world war III or some such?
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 14, 2057 at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (29%) Heart Attack (9%) Electrolysis (9%) Alcoholism (6%) Homicide (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples.( yes...my nipples are hairy kthx lar:/ ) 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
EXPERIMENTER (Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker ) steve weeve Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.
In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.
You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't? :X lol
Interesting facts about the PERSONALITY TEST: 9,817,011 people have taken TheSpark's Personality Test. 41% of them are male, 59% of them are female. The most common personality type is the Guru (SEAF). The rarest is the Businessman (DECT). Only 3% of all test takers fall into that category. Women prefer Shakespeare.
You are 30% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
The world-wide gayness average is 37%. 11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay. 24 is the gayest age. Women average 33% gay. Men average 40%.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
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#27818 - 02/24/04 03:36 PM
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Death Test: October 26, 2059 at the age of 73 years old.
Personality Test
ACTIVIST (Thinks that wrong :s) (Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )
Chris Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.
In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.
Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends. Gay Test 20%
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#27819 - 02/24/04 05:56 PM
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weeve
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fellatio from latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. So the question is "To Suck, or not to suck?" "Lol, weeve and pergesu are outliving us all... I don't get weeve though, he's smoked more cigs and done more drugs than the majority of ugn combined..." weeve has also died already;X don't forget that I'm also genetically different do to my ancestrial genes. but that's not why I'll outlive you all, why is that I'm a hybrid, and once giz dies I'm going to inject my rna into him:X To bind to his dead dna, and bring him back to life.:X:X someday someone will catch up to my smoking count on here(maybe). meh, someday may never come, either way. Here's some quizie goodness. http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi <first took this in in june right after it was made in may, and since I keep getting.. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg) <That's what I always get. Fannie May Candies, produces 40 million boxs a chocolate a year, and the company hires more woman/has works that are a majority woman. Because they believe, their dex is higher. It shows because they pack in a general day 250k peices of chocolate. yea more quizies soon.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
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#27822 - 02/29/04 01:50 PM
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Infinite
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November 20, 2041 at the age of 64 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (21%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (10%) Electrolysis (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Homicide (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) =================================================== PERFORMER (Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler ) Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing. You like being naked. Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna. =================================================== You are 40% GAY! That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay! =================================================== ![[Linked Image]](http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg) Haha Infinite
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#27827 - 03/01/04 01:35 AM
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Canada eh
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#27828 - 03/01/04 03:04 AM
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weeve
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LMAO well well...you gotta know all sith's hide themselves as good peoples:D:X more quizies. You will click a mouse button soon. <- that was my fortune. How about ya click here to get yours.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
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Okay WTF?
by HenryMiring on 09/27/17 08:45 AM
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