i got

i spent the whole time trying to get into pademe's pants. i'm a bad bad girl!


i am also 68% lazy

and thespark also seems to think with 80% confidence that i'm a man!!! *shudders*

to top it off i'm 55% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

and now last but not least i'm only 26% Pure.
boy am i a bad person. he he he

You are definitely a man!

Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)

*confused* Your wifes a dood now? kekeke? :X when did this happen Jay?





Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

A Rum and Monkey joint.

The rest of the quiz thang was:

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
Consider that a divorce! You're
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?
Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 188 pints of beer! How big is your beer belly?

Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 3, 2066
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)

ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

You are 24% GAY!

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 389 bottles of beer!

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 240 pints of beer!

December 6, 2059
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

Haha.. 4% of people have had team sex, but 8% work for a porn company...?

June 22, 2006
at the age of 18 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Homicide (10%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)