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#28784 - 09/22/05 09:45 PM Silly Moguai
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Sometimes when hes up late Gizmo will IM me and say off the wall funny shit, I'm still laughing at this one this morning so I figured I'd let you all in on it and if you have any silly moguai moments post them too!


[04:04] LordMoguai: there was this one fat old bitch
[04:04] LordMoguai: we lived up the street from a looney bin
[04:04] Th3 ShinobiNinja: lol!!!
[04:04] LordMoguai: this place where crazy people go for day treatments
[04:04] LordMoguai: this chick comes up to me when we're waitin for the bus
[04:04] LordMoguai: she's all "you're cute" and i'm all "umm, that's nice"
[04:05] LordMoguai: then she's all "i bet you're a lot of fun..."
[04:05] LordMoguai: and i'm all "umm, i guess"
[04:05] LordMoguai: then she's all "I see my devil parents in my bedroom mirror"
[04:05] LordMoguai: and i'm all "no shit?"


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#28785 - 09/22/05 10:32 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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Well, we all have them, so let's post 'em!

0_o
O_o
o_O
O.O
8======D~~~
eeeewwwww
lol
or in infs case: 8==:::::==D~~
lol
:p
you sick bastard :p
Gizmo: is the sex
oh yehs
teh sekz!
you bees one bada$$ sex0r gizzeh...
:dances:
lol


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#28786 - 09/22/05 10:48 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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[15:57] <+ashley> I'd be naked.
[15:57] <+ashley> i'd eat them all.
[16:04] lol bacon, banana and pancakes with maple syrup explosion in the mouth
[16:03] <&Infinite> I've heard you demand the sausage giz
[16:03] <&Infinite> GIMMEH TEH TUBE MEAT!
[16:03] <~Gizmo> yeh, i demand the sausage all the time :-x
[16:08] <+ashley> stop being naughty.


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#28787 - 09/22/05 10:49 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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[08:57] <~Gizmo> heh i had to take a crap, the rugrat was awake, I threw him in his crib and went to the bathroom; this was like 20 minutes ago and he's still there...
[08:57] <~Gizmo> I keep hearing these little nosies
[08:57] <~SilentRage> mostly C and perl.
[08:57] <~Gizmo> like "dada, i'm in the crib, come play!"
[08:57] <~SilentRage> I develop in both lately
[08:58] <~SilentRage> man gizmo, the way you said that, made me almost wish to come and play


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#28788 - 09/22/05 10:49 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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[21:51] <~Gizmo> but i think it'd hurt a bit too much to keep it stiff
[21:52] <+ashley> you don't have to keep it erect.


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#28789 - 09/22/05 10:50 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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[16:32] <@Gizmo> heh i reverseengeneered a copy of jIRC version 2.6 for rage
[16:32] <@Gizmo> heh
[16:32] <@Gizmo> since there are no cracks for 2.7 yet
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> oh yeah?
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> cool
[16:34] <+Ghost>
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> no crack for 2.7 huh?
[16:34] <@Gizmo> no
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> I'm actually using it legit... lol
[16:34] <@MarkSchonfeld> paid the $49..... I'm a sucka.. lol
[16:35] <@Gizmo> lol
[16:35] <@Gizmo> it's a nice script, but not worth the money they say it is
[16:35] <@Gizmo>
[16:37] * @MarkSchonfeld shrugs
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> i dunno
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> i like it
[16:37] <+Ghost> yeah you do
[16:37] <+Ghost> you better
[16:37] <+Ghost> you paid for it
[16:37] <@MarkSchonfeld> that's true
[16:37] <@Gizmo> if i had the cash i would
[16:38] <@Gizmo> most likely
[16:38] <@Gizmo> possibly
[16:38] <@Gizmo> probably not
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> yeah
[16:38] <@Gizmo> ok i'm just lying
[16:38] <@Gizmo> but it'd be nice someday
[16:38] <@Gizmo> heh
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> cash is a prob for me too
[16:38] <@MarkSchonfeld> lol


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#28790 - 10/01/05 03:40 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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Yeah, this one doesn't have Gizmo in it... but it's still pretty funny.

[16:23] huh
[16:24] you know, you can change your nick by typing "/nick whatever"...
[16:24] yes, i'm perfectly aware of that
[16:24] ...
[16:24] then guest 'll do then
[16:25] * Guest13396 is now known as Ghost
[16:25] ah
[16:25] hehe
[16:25] * shadow516 runs away
[16:25] * undergroundnews sets mode: +o Ghost
[16:25] Well, now that we've got that settled, are you perfectly aware that...
[16:25] I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL AND HAVE A CURIOUS ATTRACTION TO YOUNG BOYS?!?!?!?!!?!?!
[16:25] <3 LITTLE BOYS


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#28791 - 10/01/05 04:15 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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It wasn't that funny, I like my rendition of the events better.

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#28792 - 10/01/05 06:01 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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Canada eh
Quote:
[16:23] huh
[16:24] you know, you can change your nick by typing "/nick whatever"...
[16:24] yes, i'm perfectly aware of that
[16:24] ...
[16:24] then guest 'll do then
[16:25] * Guest13396 is now known as Ghost
Why does that remind me of everytime I have to do something in IRC, that I've done many many times before, and Ghost is there trying to give me directions on how to do it.

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#28793 - 10/01/05 06:42 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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Its sadly quite familliar...


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#28794 - 10/01/05 09:07 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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Hey. How was I supposed to know that your server had problems rehashing and you couldn't rehash.

Anyways, how many times have I tought you something new about UnrealIRCd? :p

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#28795 - 10/01/05 09:15 AM Re: Silly Moguai
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I think once. :p

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#28796 - 10/01/05 11:23 PM Re: Silly Moguai
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Well it's a good thing I know how to spell "oh snap."

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