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#2978 - 03/02/05 11:29 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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im all you need babe


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#2979 - 03/02/05 11:46 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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In your dad's bed...
Icey doesn't need a man, that's why they make dildos c'mere sweetie, I'll be good to ya.


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#2980 - 03/02/05 02:14 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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purple double head jelly dong?


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#2981 - 03/02/05 11:56 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Yea right, Nothing beats the real thing. Dildos Do not heat up, get firmer as you draw close to orgasm, they do not twitch on orgasm, and they do not spew semen.

Same as a pocket pussy. Nothing will ever beat the real thing.

/me gose back to blowing up my doll, err I mean reading the news.


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#2982 - 03/03/05 02:33 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Yeah but that feeling of semen shooting in... *shudders* yuk!
And KY jelly has this new heat up lube. Gizzy and I should have our free sample soon


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#2983 - 03/03/05 03:03 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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not like we don't have a ton of heatup as is, too bad it's all flavored and you don't like that :sigh:


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#2984 - 03/03/05 04:13 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Yeah... when there's citric acid in lub that doesnt go good with women cochies... that hurts...


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#2985 - 03/03/05 05:03 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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I want to develope a hypno program that convinces women they love to give head. I think I could make a lot of money with it. I have found women who do not like it many times wish they did. If they thought it was the best tasting thing they ever had this could fix many of the worlds problems.


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#2986 - 03/03/05 12:34 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Yeah but that feeling of semen shooting in... *shudders* yuk!
And KY jelly has this new heat up lube. Gizzy and I should have our free sample soon
Am I the only woman in the world who likes that feeling? Oddly enough we were having a discussion similar to this at work, and of course I was the odd ball.

Spanky-not to sure that would solve a lot of problems in the world, maybe yours but not everyone's. Besides if everyone liked doing it then the select few of us that enjoy it wouldn't be so special.


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#2987 - 03/03/05 02:03 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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i like buffalo wild wings hot BBQ boneless wings.


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#2988 - 03/03/05 02:16 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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mmmmmmmmmk thanks for sharing wiz.


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#2989 - 03/03/05 04:58 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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i like the buffalo wings from hooters. and the tits arent half bad either


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#2990 - 03/03/05 11:15 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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What in the flying fuck balls? This has to be the most useless topic to ever rape its way onto the board so far i think...well one that has gone on for 3 pages anyway

and as far as this goes sin:
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I want to develope a hypno program that convinces women they love to give head. I think I could make a lot of money with it
There used to be a news page that said ingesting sperm helps fight breast cancer...it was fake of course....but most women are very ummmmm easy to convince..... I've been trying to find it again but no such luck yet...


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#2991 - 03/04/05 01:37 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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useless, but entertaining.


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#2992 - 03/04/05 03:14 PM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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i dont think it's usless but then again i was the center of attention for a bit


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#2993 - 03/06/05 01:33 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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your always the center of my attention ice


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#2994 - 03/06/05 06:22 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Why thank you wizzy


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#2995 - 03/07/05 12:12 AM Re: Coming out of the Closet
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Yea, but I've seen her boobies. I win.


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