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i kicked arse on the AUTOcad 2004 test.
hehehe, i use it every day in the office when working on road design.


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EndGame, wanna take an AutoCad test for me? hehehe...


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HA!
only if you take the Linux Administration (General) for me :p


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Umm, did I pass that? Transcript


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PHP4, or MySQL for autoCad2004 heh,


Whoa, Gizmo your statement


I am seeking stable employment with a company which will allow me to further my customer service and relationship skills.

sucks!!

Seeking a position in (insert company or industry) with the opportunity for career advancement and professional growth.

It tends to catch more eyes as you look like you want to grow with the company. They like that [censored].

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With call centers out here they dont even look at the statements like that. They just emediatly look at who've you've been previously employeed by. And even better with a couple of them, they dont even look at that. They ask can you get here at this time? if yes then you're hired...

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Hey, my statement may suck, but I'm not looking for anything in the first place, I just put somethign there for shits and giggles...

Just like, I don't plan on using any of those, but i still have them...


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Ahh I see. /me decides not to offer Gizmo $70k job.

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If I'd have to work in another callcenter I'd turn that down actually...


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I'd take a $70k call center job. i'd take any job where i got paid $70k so give the job to me laugh i can bullshit my way thru almost any job wink

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i wudv thort with giz's skills his statement could read:

'looking for 'insert company directors name here' to suck on my knob and enjoy being made a fool of in front of fellow employees'

and he'd still get the gig!

:p but then again, i think anyone who can add a text box in delphi is a guru so this shouldnt count for much.


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when we worked at this one call center. during my interview the chick wouldnt stop asking me about Giz. they wanted him real bad and hired me to try and get him...

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if ur not making me feel bad using ur sons scrotum, ur using ur bloody husbands sex appeal with other woman to rub salt in my wounds...

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dude his sex appeal isnt just limited to women... men want the Moguai too!

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wtfs a moguai?
i googled it and only got information about DJs!

is this a secret job which giz has on the side?
duah


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Ever seen the movie "Gremlins"?
That is a Moguai and his name is Gizmo

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Well, it's a "Mogwai" but I don't like the spelling wink ... And DJ Moguai is a poser...


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roflmao, it EXPLAINS sooo much.
(yea, i know i probably caught the joke a wee bit later than everyone else)

giz, did u incidently set the avatar and 'member status' for weeve then? wink


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