I'm trying to remember who said this, cuz I'm using it in my signature now:
"Hackers are people who smoke, and crackers are white people."
I know it was on this board.. :p

http://www.undergroundnews.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=000452

13th post down, written by shelli

omg, im famous now, ***everyone gets in line for autograph****** ha ha. thanks red mage!

Cool!!