Evolution of computer user - 09/21/04 04:47 AM
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//start.user.life.cycle if($get_os == "M$Win32"){ while($get_os == "MsWIN32"){ functions(Learn.right.click && Click.and.drag); function(run.maxout.hd.&.CPU); echo "give money to Bill"; echo "This is all there is"; echo "give money to Bill"; echo "Windows is awsome"; echo "Get Latest version"; } }else if($get_os == "Linux"){ function(Manual.parachute.good_luck); function(Learn.cmd.line); function(Learn.C.&C++.or.use.gcc); function(hate.MS.learn.lies); echo "Windows sucks and is over priced"; echo "There is more than Windows"; echo "Update Kernel, update GUI, Tweek tweek tweek"; }else if($get_os == "BSD"){ function(Grow_tired.of.linux); function(Learn.about.encryption); function(Learn.C.&C++.or.use.gcc); function(hate.MS.learn.lies); function(Linux.is.for.n00bs); echo "Deamon [censored] Tux in the [censored]"; echo "There is more than Windows and Linux"; echo "Blowfish is awsome, Configure TCP/IP stack"; } else if($get_os == "OSX"){ echo "Screw all you guys I am in the corner by myself"; DIE(); } else if($get_os == "Solaris"){ function function(Have.Real.Job); function(Learn.Sun.system); function(Get_VMWARE); function(Miss.Linux_tools); echo "Quit caring who is n00b"; echo "I'm sysadmin"; echo "lock down root tight";