I am now an old fart guys... *sigh*
Oh well grabs a few beers and hits the bars. Fathers lock up your daughters, husbands errr n/m been there [censored] that...
Happy birthday spanky, time for some birthday lubbins...
lol, if your [censored] was here, we be on the town!
yay for you. I hope it was a good one.
Happy belated birthday man!
Wow. Geez. You really are an old SOB. To make you feel like a kid again, I've got a hot 18 year old you can borrow for like a week..actually [censored] it, keep her. Happy birthday
what else says "happy birthday!" then dropping an 18 year old on your buddies lap?
Happy [censored] Birthday!
BTW Perg, where were you on my birthday? Nobody offered me an 18yrold.
how about this, i can offer you my 17 year old bisexual little brother jon. he takes it up the rear
Ummm, Wow I love this place. Turn 30 and people offer you a barely leagal and something I would turn down on my drunkest night, (but its the thought that counts(Thanks for the offer)).