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<Crime> OMG !
<Crime> http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/
<Crime> Creepy Jesus
<Crime> HES ALWAYS THERE !
<Crime> lol
<Gizmo> hes a stalker!
<Gizmo> I R WANNA SUE!
<Crime> yes !
<Crime> he stalks people, hes watches you jerkoff too
<Crime> lmfao
<Gizmo> oooh
<Gizmo> thats kinda sexy
<Crime> you will be trying to impress jesus
<Crime> like, "hey jesus, watch this, im gonna jerkoff extra long just for you"
<Gizmo> http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/CarpetLayer.JPG
<Gizmo> dude, he'd jump that guys *** in a HEART BEAT
<Gizmo> lol
<Crime> hehe
<Crime> he would be in the shower with you, with his hand on your sholder
<Crime> "wtf man, do you mind ? im in the shower"
<Crime> him - "with you always"
<Crime> "yeh, umm thats nice, now leave me alone"
<Gizmo> lol
<Crime> shh, im real stoned
<Crime> lmfao
<Crime> OMFG !
<Crime> gizzy, jesus wants a hug from you
<Crime> http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG//Jesusarms.JPG
<Gizmo> lol
<Gizmo> ::hides::
<Crime> you cant hide, hes "always with you"
<Crime> lmfao
<Crime> http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG//student.JPG
<Crime> oh yeh, jesus in some coed action
<Gizmo> ::grabs gun:: NOT ANYMORE, I SHALL KILL JESUS!
<Crime> hes gonna score !
<Gizmo> hes all "hey baby"
<Gizmo> dude he has the best pickup line
<Gizmo> "hey baby, i'm jesus, suck my [censored]
<Gizmo> and even if she sais no
<Gizmo> he can make her
<Crime> na, its like "hey babay, im jesus, IM ALWAYS WITH YOU !"
<Gizmo> rofl
<Gizmo> "you dont have to worry abou tme leaving, i'm always with you"
<Gizmo> then the [censored] goes to the court all, "i want a restraining order, jesus wont leave me alone"
<Crime> hes like, "you cant make the law stop me because, IM ALWAY WITH YOU"
<Gizmo> lol
<Crime> i think satan is always with me
<Crime> lmao

lol...

****ing good

*scratches head* wow...I wonder how many people are goin to hell for dat? lol

not enough

LMFAO "How many ppl are going to jail..."

Jesus couldnt possibly be with you.i saw him flying on al-burqa...oops my fault that was mohammad.

ginsberg?