Oct 10 02:59:38 <luckyelement> hi
Oct 10 02:59:46 <luckyelement> i first come
Oct 10 03:00:35 <unreal> well that's ok
Oct 10 03:00:45 <unreal> as long as you can use your mouth
Oct 10 03:00:50 <unreal> they enjoy that
Oct 10 03:01:01 <Ghost> lol...
Oct 10 03:01:22 <luckyelement> what expolit now?
Oct 10 03:01:34 <unreal> I suggest the tongue tornado
Oct 10 03:01:38 <unreal> exploits the sensitive areas
Oct 10 03:01:49 <luckyelement> sorry.
Oct 10 03:02:07 <unreal> no prob! glad to help
Oct 10 03:07:51 -- luckyelement has quit ()
Oct 10 03:09:25 <j> haha
Oct 10 03:09:28 <j> awesome

[19:16] <Ghost> learner, didnt you have a custody battle with your wife?
[19:16] <Gizmo> you can do either
[19:16] <Gizmo> heh
[19:16] <Le4rner> battle rages on my friend
[19:16] <Le4rner> Ahhh
[19:17] <Ghost> learner, hows it progressing?
[19:17] <Gizmo> yeh well leave your kids to me in yoru will lol
[19:17] <Le4rner> My kid(just the one) with Gizzy
[19:17] <Le4rner> hmmmm
[19:18] <Gizmo> thought you had 2?
[19:18] <Le4rner> Just the one
[19:18] <Gizmo> heh
[19:18] <Le4rner> She miss carried the other
[19:18] <Gizmo> yeh man, i'm the perfect stay at home mom lol
[19:18] <Le4rner> ha ha ha
[19:18] <Gizmo> ahh, prolly all the sex and drinkin
[19:19] <Gizmo> for instance, I woke up at like noon and have yet to leave this spot
[19:19] <Le4rner> lol
[19:19] <Ghost> you're my idol.
[19:19] <Gizmo> all i've done is worked and played with my lighter
[19:19] <Le4rner> you can do that in the army too
[19:19] <Gizmo> and watched satelite
[19:19] * Ghost stops interupting and goes back into the background...
[19:19] <Le4rner> I did that for 4 years in the US army
[19:19] <Gizmo> lol
[19:19] <Le4rner> 31 U job code

[19:24] <Gizmo> Le4rner needs to hurry up and move to oregon :x
[19:24] <Gizmo> weeve will be out here eventually
[19:24] <Ghost> alcohol and hardware! what more do you want?!
[19:24] <Gizmo> then we can have the best parties
[19:24] <Le4rner> ha ha ha
[19:24] <Gizmo> it'll be like that movie 3 men and a little baby only it'll be "3 men and learners kid"
[19:24] <Le4rner> Portland, but I have nothing out there
[19:24] <Gizmo> we have verizon
[19:24] <Le4rner> I have family to mooch off here
[19:24] <Gizmo> and tons of bitches
[19:24] <Le4rner> Good job
[19:24] <Gizmo> you can make stuff off hee
[19:24] <Gizmo> lol
[19:24] <Le4rner> Old girlfriends
[19:25] <Gizmo> you have me
[19:25] <Le4rner> ahhh My gizzy bear
[19:25] <Gizmo> not sure if i count on #1, 2, or 3
[19:25] * Le4rner makes kissy face
[19:25] <Gizmo> am i family, a job, or an old girlfriend
[19:25] <Gizmo> lol
[19:25] <Gizmo> or all three in some sick combination
[19:25] <Le4rner> roflmao

[19:43] <Le4rner> alright
[19:43] <Le4rner> So I decided the wife has been gone it has been 7 months since I got laid. Time to start looking right
[19:44] <Le4rner> I see this lady smiling at me at the gas station that same day I decided this
[19:44] <Gizmo> lolo
[19:44] <Le4rner> So I falsh a smile back and stike up a conversation/
[19:44] <Le4rner> she isn't ugly, but no model either
[19:44] <Gizmo> lol
[19:44] <Gizmo> thick?
[19:44] <Le4rner> Nah thin big boobs
[19:45] <Gizmo> nice
[19:45] <Le4rner>
[19:45] <Le4rner> so the conversation starts going to sex
[19:45] <Le4rner>
[19:45] <Le4rner> I am like, whoa I forgot how good I am at this
[19:45] <Ice> lol
[19:45] <Le4rner> She is giving me her number.
[19:45] <Le4rner> then she leads in with this little tid bit
[19:46] <Le4rner> Now I don't want to alarm you but I have some medical issues
[19:46] <Le4rner> I says "Not VD right"
[19:46] <Le4rner> She says oh nothing like that
[19:46] <Le4rner> phew right
[19:46] <Le4rner> Nah she has a [censored] [censored] bag she has to wear
[19:46] <Gizmo> lol
[19:47] <Le4rner> I guess is stinks to high heaven too
[19:47] <Le4rner> that is why her husband left her
[19:47] <Gizmo> haha
[19:47] <Gizmo> weak bladders rule
[19:47] <Gizmo> lol
[19:47] <Le4rner> it would just fill up and run him out of the room
[19:47] <Le4rner> Her [censored] hole is sewn up
[19:47] <Ghost> what the..
[19:47] <Ghost> thats [censored] up!
[19:47] <Le4rner> Only I could find such a lovely woman
[19:48] <Le4rner> So I'm like, yea I'll call you
[19:48] <Ice> lol
[19:48] <Le4rner> I give her my buddys number
[19:48] <Le4rner> and said call me
[19:48] <Gizmo> so, i guess anal is out of the question
[19:48] <Le4rner> Yea, she asked if I need to have anal
[19:48] <Gizmo> i'd be like "no, but it's an added bonus"
[19:48] <Le4rner> But she says she loves giving head soooo.....
[19:48] <Gizmo> haha
[19:48] <Gizmo> cool

[19:49] <Le4rner> That was that day
[19:49] <Le4rner> When my trans went out, I was lucky enough to break down in the middle of a main road during rush hour next to the homeless looking for money
[19:50] <Gizmo> lol
[19:50] <Le4rner> They gave me advise on my car and life
[19:50] <Gizmo> "mush!"
[19:50] <Le4rner> lol
[19:50] <Gizmo> "wanna make $20?" "sure" "push my car, mush!"
[19:50] <Ghost> lmao
[19:50] <Le4rner> One told me "I rember my car breaking down, that is how I ended up here"
[19:51] <Gizmo> sit on your roof with ropes around the wheel and a whip
[19:51] <Gizmo> "mush mush little hobo, mush!"
[19:51] <Le4rner> It was locked up in the trans, no pushing could move it
[19:51] <Gizmo> lol fun
[19:51] <Le4rner> Yea 4 lane road. I am in the freaking middle
[19:51] <Le4rner> Cars were locking up breaks to miss it
[19:52] <Le4rner> then they would sit behind it blowing thier horns thinking someone was inside
[19:52] <Le4rner> Bums are telling me "Did you see them almost hit your car" And Hey can you buy me a hot dog"
[19:52] <Gizmo> lol
[19:53] <Gizmo> if i was a bum, would you buy me a hot dog?
[19:53] <Le4rner> of course
[19:53] <Gizmo> hell screw the bum part; just buy me a hot dog
[19:53] <Gizmo> lol
[19:53] <Le4rner> lol
[19:53] <Ghost> i'm a bum, buy me a hotdog
[19:53] <Le4rner> life is really funny if you can look at it from distant shoes sometimes

And as Inf previously stated:

[01:53] * luckyelement (luckyeleme61.51.216.155) has joined #undergroundnews
[01:55] <luckyelement> ?
[01:55] <Gizmo> ?
[01:55] <Ghost> ?
[01:55] <Ghost> hi luckyelement
[01:55] <j> �
[01:59] <luckyelement> hi
[02:00] <luckyelement> i first come
[02:00] <unreal> well that's ok
[02:01] <unreal> as long as you can use your mouth
[02:01] <unreal> they enjoy that
[02:01] <Ghost> lol...
[02:01] <luckyelement> what expolit now?
[02:01] <unreal> I suggest the tongue tornado
[02:01] <unreal> exploits the sensitive areas
[02:02] <luckyelement> sorry.
[02:02] <unreal> no prob! glad to help
[02:08] * luckyelement ([email protected]) Quit

[17:37] * Guest09537 is now known as Mark
[17:37] * jonconley ([email protected]) has joined #undergroundnews
[17:37] <Mark> anybody here?
[17:37] <jonconley> .
[17:38] <@Gizmo> heh
[17:38] <Mark> hey Gizmo
[17:39] <Mark> what's up?
[17:39] <jonconley> sweet. I must not exist
[17:39] <jonconley> ./ignoreall
[17:39] <Mark> sorry
[17:39] <Mark> hey
[17:39] <@Gizmo> lol
[17:39] <@Gizmo> umm oi
[17:41] * jonconley away. Gotta read Animal Farm for Logic. bbl
[17:58] * jonconley ([email protected].[censored]) Quit (Ping timeout)

[01:44] <@unreal> well once I can afford an extra $200-$230/month, I'll be in one of these: http://medlem.spray.se/BMW328/BMW328/Bilder/BMW328/BMW328I_NEW56.jpg
[01:44] <@unreal> so if anyone has suggestions or donations...
[01:44] <j> obsess much?
[01:44] <@Gizmo> who obsesses?
[01:44] <j> beamer boy over there
[01:44] <j> :p
[01:45] <@Gizmo> lol
[01:45] <@unreal> :p
[01:45] <@unreal> very much so
[01:45] <@Gizmo> unreal == optix? :-0x
[01:45] <@unreal> haha [censored] no
[01:45] <@unreal> unlike optix, I can drive
[01:45] <@Gizmo> hahahaha
[01:45] <@Gizmo> amen :-x
[01:45] <@unreal> like...performance drive for real :p
[01:46] <@unreal> i.e. why I want a BMW
[01:46] <@unreal> being able to heel-toe and balance a pickup truck in a corner just doesn't do it for me :p

Some funny [censored] quotes there lol :]
My favroute is the first one lol

<Ghost> I'm gonna learn C++!
<Gizmo> lol
<Gizmo> What happened to PHP?
<Ghost> It got hit by a truck
<Ghost> There was nothing I could do

kinda funny? er? maybe?

lame.

The [censored] bag one was a true story. Next year has to be better. It just has to be.

Lets see

Buddy torched himself
Wife left to be with a chick
Car broke down during rush hour
Dad's Jeep broke down for good
Lady with poop bag is who I attract


I figure January 01, 2005 My bad luck will go back to the old good luck I've allways had.

yeh you just think that heh

Or how desperate she is :p

Whatever, that's the kinda chick I'd want. She has her [censored] out in the open, so you can deal with it, as opposed to most chicks who expect you to just figure it out.

^ Was that a pun???? ROFLOL!!!!!