Lonnie Wilson, a 60 y.o. US postal worker in Ohio, was supposed to retire this week. Apparently, Friday was too long to wait for him. Wilson is charged with using the threat of murder to coerce a 43 y.o. female co-worker to walk naked at work.

Wilson now sits in the county jail on charges of aggravated menacing, gross sexual imposition and kidnapping. The victim is receiving counseling.

Wilson has no criminal record of any kind and no record of misbehavior on the job.


http://www.cleveland.com/news/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/summit/1043749912106821.xml

I know it isn't tech related but it is too funny to not mention. A 68 year old dude getting all hot over a 43 year old lady. I hope the wrinkles were worth it.

lol, possibly if she was 18 ...