LOL @ weeve yeah man that was great!! Long but worth the read. Dont get me started on cops and stuff and known exploits..I have not been into too many boxes but I know most of the older ones were using red/green pairs. When we hooked up my DSL back in late 99 early 2000 we used the black and yellow pairs for this. May help dunno but its easy to remember red/green. rj11 in a box!! Man must be nice.