How about a count of all pornographic images and movies on your computer, so you can keep track.

Will Thinkgeek get a little pissed about the name or will they try to attack you with lightsabers and Star Wars T-Shirts rolled around a cardboard tube.
"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra