in case you havent noticed, everyone calls you "jonqueer" because we are all of the opinion that you are, in fact, queer(i apologize to all the people i spoke for who do not feel this way). you never contribute anything worthwhile, and you ask stupid questions. you are, in fact, stupid. all dashocker had to do was be cooler than you, and he succeeded admirably. and would've done so had he been dead. moron.

edit - sounds to me like a classic example of P.E.B.C.A.M.
Manually readjust your nuerons

Fear him. For he is Fred, the bunny of Death.